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15 Times Bart Simpson Prank Called An Innocent Bartender To The Edge Of Madness

Updated September 15, 2017 2.8k votes 608 voters 69.9k views15 items

List RulesVote up the most hilarious and cruel crank calls Bart has ever dialed in to Moe's Tavern.

Every hero needs a nemesis. Batman has the Joker, Sherlock Holmes has Moriarty, and Moe Szyslak has Bart Simpson. Prank calling Moe's Tavern isn't as reliable a joke as, say, the couch gag, but Bart has nonetheless added to the already unrelenting misery of Moe's life. Of all all the unhealthy relationships between the citizens of Springfield, this one might be the most dangerous. Bart Simpson's prank calls have been part of The Simpsons almost as long as Homer's been downing Duff at the local watering hole.

These are some of the best The Simpsons prank calls that Bart has ever made. The humor is childish, but Moe's threats and his inability to figure out he's being played elevate the silly jokes to new levels. Now it's time for you to judge for yourself.

Vote up Bart's funniest prank calls from the many seasons of The Simpsons, then swing by Stoner's Pot Palace and tell 'em Itchy sent ya.

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    I Wanna Seymour Butz

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    Season 2, Episode 11: "One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish"

    Season 2 of The Simpsons really amps up the insults Moe hurls at his pint-sized tormentor. It's not enough that Moe is going to kill him, apparently, because he starts shouting, "I'm gonna pull out your eyeballs with a corkscrew!" As you can see, The Simpsons has always been a family-friendly affair. 

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    Can Someone Check The Men's Room For A Hugh Jass

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    Season 3, Episode 10: "Flaming Moe's"

    Easily one of the best episodes of the show's early run, "Flaming Moe's" is a rarity in that it shows Moe succeeding for once in his life. How successful is he? Even Bart's prank phone call doesn't work, as there is, in fact, someone at the bar with the actual name "Hugh Jass." 

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    Has Anybody Seen Mike Rotch Lately?

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    Season 2, Episode 22: "Blood Feud"

    This time, Moe vows to carve his name into Bart's back with an ice pick. Do you think the crusty bartender would just carve "Moe," or would he opt to go all out with his full Moammar Szyslak moniker? He might have trouble fitting all of those consonants on a small child's back. 

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    Why Can't I Find Amanda Hugginkiss?

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    Season 4, Episode 8: "New Kid On The Block"

    Though Moe's threat to shove a sausage down Bart's throat while sticking starving dogs up his butt is wonderful visual, the highlight of this gag is Bart giving the name of his nemesis, Jimbo Jones, as retaliation for dating his babysitter. 

    Bart using Moe as a weapon for his own selfish needs and hoping he would kill Jimbo is straight out of a Law and Order episode. 

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