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The Funniest Non Pickup Lines  

JillNan
137 votes 44 voters 1.5k views
some things don't have to make sense...
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hey girl are u batman? cause u... is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Funniest Non Pickup Lines
hey girl are u batman? cause u keep standing in the dark and breathing super heavy and it freaks me out
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Hey gurl are you earth? Becaus... is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Funniest Non Pickup Lines
Hey gurl are you earth? Because you're way hotter than normal...
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excuse me miss, are you nutell... is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Funniest Non Pickup Lines
excuse me miss, are you nutella? cause youre the best thing that ever happened to me
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damn baby are you game of thro... is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Funniest Non Pickup Lines
damn baby are you game of thrones? cause youre too violent for my taste but i can't stop watching you
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hey girl are you discover week... is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Funniest Non Pickup Lines
hey girl are you discover weekly? thanks so much for the SICK playlists!
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hey sweet thing, are you my li... is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Funniest Non Pickup Lines
hey sweet thing, are you my life? because you're slowly slipping away right before my eyes...
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hey are u adam sandler? i dont... is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Funniest Non Pickup Lines
hey are u adam sandler? i dont even care about u anymore
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hey girl are u gluten free? sh... is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Funniest Non Pickup Lines
hey girl are u gluten free? shut up no youre not
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hey girl are u my dad? cause u... is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Funniest Non Pickup Lines
hey girl are u my dad? cause u left and never came back
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hey girl are you pizza? damnit... is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Funniest Non Pickup Lines
hey girl are you pizza? damnit, i wish u were pizza...
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hey ma, are u a juggalo? if no... is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Funniest Non Pickup Lines
hey ma, are u a juggalo? if not, then why do you have that clown makeup on? wait, are u a just a regular clown? how the hell did you get in my house???
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hey gurl, are u a giant room w... is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Funniest Non Pickup Lines
hey gurl, are u a giant room where the entire floor is a trampoline? because that would be so cool...
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Hey Girl, Is Your Named Aunt J... is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Funniest Non Pickup Lines
BrianNowakowski added Hey Girl, Is Your Named Aunt Jenny? 'cause You're Putting Cigarettes Out On My Forearm.
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hey girl are u raw almonds? ca... is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Funniest Non Pickup Lines
hey girl are u raw almonds? cause i'm only pretending to like you for my own good
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hey babygirl are u wolverine? ... is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Funniest Non Pickup Lines
hey babygirl are u wolverine? because u have knives sticking out of your hands and u need to get that checked out like NOW