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The Funniest Non Pickup Lines

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    hey girl are you pizza? damnit, i wish u were pizza...

  • 2
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    hey sweet thing, are you my life? because you're slowly slipping away right before my eyes...

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    excuse me miss, are you nutella? cause youre the best thing that ever happened to me

  • 4
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    hey ma, are u a juggalo? if not, then why do you have that clown makeup on? wait, are u a just a regular clown? how the hell did you get in my house???

  • 5
    13
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    hey are u adam sandler? i dont even care about u anymore

  • 6
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    hey girl are you discover weekly? thanks so much for the SICK playlists!

  • 7
    12
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    hey girl are u raw almonds? cause i'm only pretending to like you for my own good

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    damn baby are you game of thrones? cause youre too violent for my taste but i can't stop watching you

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    BrianNowakowski added

    Hey Girl, Is Your Named Aunt Jenny? 'cause You're Putting Cigarettes Out On My Forearm.

  • 10
    15
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    hey girl are u my dad? cause u left and never came back

  • 11
    15
    10

    hey gurl, are u a giant room where the entire floor is a trampoline? because that would be so cool...

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    10
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    hey babygirl are u wolverine? because u have knives sticking out of your hands and u need to get that checked out like NOW

  • 13
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    Hey gurl are you earth? Because you're way hotter than normal...

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    hey girl are u batman? cause u keep standing in the dark and breathing super heavy and it freaks me out

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    hey girl are u gluten free? shut up no youre not

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