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The Funniest Non Pickup Lines

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    hey girl are you discover week is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Funniest Non Pickup Lines
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    hey girl are you discover weekly? thanks so much for the SICK playlists!

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    hey girl are u batman? cause u is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Funniest Non Pickup Lines
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    hey girl are u batman? cause u keep standing in the dark and breathing super heavy and it freaks me out

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    Hey gurl are you earth? Becaus is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Funniest Non Pickup Lines
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    Hey gurl are you earth? Because you're way hotter than normal...

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    excuse me miss, are you nutell is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Funniest Non Pickup Lines
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    excuse me miss, are you nutella? cause youre the best thing that ever happened to me

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    hey are u adam sandler? i dont is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Funniest Non Pickup Lines
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    hey are u adam sandler? i dont even care about u anymore

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    damn baby are you game of thro is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Funniest Non Pickup Lines
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    damn baby are you game of thrones? cause youre too violent for my taste but i can't stop watching you

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    Hey Girl, Is Your Named Aunt J is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Funniest Non Pickup Lines
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    Hey Girl, Is Your Named Aunt Jenny? 'cause You're Putting Cigarettes Out On My Forearm.

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    hey girl are u my dad? cause u is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Funniest Non Pickup Lines
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    hey girl are u my dad? cause u left and never came back

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    hey girl are you pizza? damnit is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Funniest Non Pickup Lines
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    hey girl are you pizza? damnit, i wish u were pizza...

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    hey gurl, are u a giant room w is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Funniest Non Pickup Lines
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    hey gurl, are u a giant room where the entire floor is a trampoline? because that would be so cool...

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    hey sweet thing, are you my li is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Funniest Non Pickup Lines
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    hey sweet thing, are you my life? because you're slowly slipping away right before my eyes...

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    hey girl are u gluten free? sh is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Funniest Non Pickup Lines
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    hey girl are u gluten free? shut up no youre not

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    hey girl are u raw almonds? ca is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Funniest Non Pickup Lines
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    hey girl are u raw almonds? cause i'm only pretending to like you for my own good

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    hey ma, are u a juggalo? if no is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Funniest Non Pickup Lines
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    hey ma, are u a juggalo? if not, then why do you have that clown makeup on? wait, are u a just a regular clown? how the hell did you get in my house???

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    hey babygirl are u wolverine?  is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Funniest Non Pickup Lines
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    hey babygirl are u wolverine? because u have knives sticking out of your hands and u need to get that checked out like NOW

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