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The Funniest Movie Lines Censored For TV

March 15, 2021 782 votes 98 voters 5.9k views15 items

List RulesVote up the funniest attempts to censor movie swearing on TV.

If you don't remember John McClane shouting "Yippee Ki-Yay, Mister Falcon" in Die Hard 2, it's because your favorite movie quote has been edited - or rather, "bowdlerized" - for TV, as broadcast censors have a different idea of what's considered "offensive." When a film airs on television, most instances of "inappropriate" language are either censored or completely altered, resulting in some hilarious new changes. "Melon farmer"? Just why?

From The Big Lebowski's edited-for-TV quotes to Scarface, these are the funniest movie lines censored for TV.

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