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The Funniest 5K Team Names Ever 

Kel Varnsen
Updated October 13, 2018 1.1k votes 417 voters 76.9k views 42 items

The 5k race. 5 Kilometers, which is a little over 3 miles for those of you that don't measure things in kilometers. This is the ultimate fun run. At least, it should be. It's not even close to a marathon, it's not even close to a half marathon...it's just a little over 3 miles.

5k races really are all about having a good time. That's why they're so short. They don't take up much of your day at all, and you don't really have to train all that much to at least WALK a 5k. You can even dress up in a funny costume if you want! Nobody takes a 5k seriously because they are inherently not serious. They're "fun runs". For fun!

A lot of times you'll do a 5k race with a team, usually raising money for a charity of your choosing - and if that is the case you better find yourself a good name. And again, these races are 100% about fun so you should have a fun team name.

The following is a list of some funny 5k team name options for you to peruse before setting off on your next fun run. After all, what could make a fun run more fun than a fun pun run? Vote for your favorites! Rank Away! Run! Don't forget to breathe!
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Cirque Du Sore Legs is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Funniest 5K Team Names Ever
Cirque Du Sore Legs
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The Young and the Breath... is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Funniest 5K Team Names Ever
AmyBlanton added The Young and the Breathless
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Not Fast and Only Slight... is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Funniest 5K Team Names Ever
Kathy Wiegand Bossert added Not Fast and Only Slightly Furious
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We've Got The Runs is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Funniest 5K Team Names Ever
We've Got The Runs
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Kill-o-meters is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Funniest 5K Team Names Ever
Kill-o-meters
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Premature Acceleration ... is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Funniest 5K Team Names Ever
Premature Acceleration
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Sole Mates is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Funniest 5K Team Names Ever
Sole Mates
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What's That In Miles? is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Funniest 5K Team Names Ever
What's That In Miles?
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It's All Fun And Games U... is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Funniest 5K Team Names Ever
It's All Fun And Games Until We Realized That None Of This Was Fun
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My Sole Called Life is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Funniest 5K Team Names Ever
My Sole Called Life
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Meet Up At Your Pace? is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Funniest 5K Team Names Ever
Meet Up At Your Pace?
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5 Fast 5 Furious is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Funniest 5K Team Names Ever
5 Fast 5 Furious
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The Carb Loaders is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Funniest 5K Team Names Ever
The Carb Loaders
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The Lung Capacitors is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Funniest 5K Team Names Ever
The Lung Capacitors
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The Lollygaggers is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Funniest 5K Team Names Ever
The Lollygaggers
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The Knee Knockers is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Funniest 5K Team Names Ever
The Knee Knockers
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We're Not Sure What Runn... is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Funniest 5K Team Names Ever
We're Not Sure What Running Has To Do With Charity
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Team Zombie Apocalypse P... is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Funniest 5K Team Names Ever
Team Zombie Apocalypse Preparedness
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Participants! is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Funniest 5K Team Names Ever
Participants!
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Sole Brothers is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Funniest 5K Team Names Ever
Sole Brothers
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Extremely Undertrained ... is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Funniest 5K Team Names Ever
Extremely Undertrained
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Team Motrin is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Funniest 5K Team Names Ever
Team Motrin
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The Speed Walkers is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Funniest 5K Team Names Ever
The Speed Walkers
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The Sports Bras is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Funniest 5K Team Names Ever
The Sports Bras
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The Sort Of Distance Run... is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Funniest 5K Team Names Ever
The Sort Of Distance Runners