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The Funniest 5K Team Names Ever

Updated October 13, 2018 1.9k votes 417 voters 77.7k views42 items

The 5k race. 5 Kilometers, which is a little over 3 miles for those of you that don't measure things in kilometers. This is the ultimate fun run. At least, it should be. It's not even close to a marathon, it's not even close to a half marathon...it's just a little over 3 miles.

5k races really are all about having a good time. That's why they're so short. They don't take up much of your day at all, and you don't really have to train all that much to at least WALK a 5k. You can even dress up in a funny costume if you want! Nobody takes a 5k seriously because they are inherently not serious. They're "fun runs". For fun!

A lot of times you'll do a 5k race with a team, usually raising money for a charity of your choosing - and if that is the case you better find yourself a good name. And again, these races are 100% about fun so you should have a fun team name.

The following is a list of some funny 5k team name options for you to peruse before setting off on your next fun run. After all, what could make a fun run more fun than a fun pun run? Vote for your favorites! Rank Away! Run! Don't forget to breathe!
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    Kill-o-meters

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    The Young and the Breathless

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    Cirque Du Sore Legs

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    Not Fast and Only Slightly Furious

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    5 Fast 5 Furious

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    Participants!

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    The Carb Loaders

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    We've Got The Runs

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    The Lollygaggers

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    Sole Mates

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    The Lung Capacitors

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    The Knee Knockers

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    It's All Fun And Games Until We Realized That None Of This Was Fun

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    Team Zombie Apocalypse Preparedness

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    Premature Acceleration

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    Extremely Undertrained

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    Sole Brothers

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    Team Motrin

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    The Speed Walkers

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    The Sports Bras

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    Meet Up At Your Pace?

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    Team Pasta

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    We Don't Know How Long This Race Is

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    The Anti-Inflammatories

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    The Heel Strikers