Living The Funniest 5K Team Names Ever  

Kel Varnsen
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The 5k race. 5 Kilometers, which is a little over 3 miles for those of you that don't measure things in kilometers. This is the ultimate fun run. At least, it should be. It's not even close to a marathon, it's not even close to a half marathon...it's just a little over 3 miles.

5k races really are all about having a good time. That's why they're so short. They don't take up much of your day at all, and you don't really have to train all that much to at least WALK a 5k. You can even dress up in a funny costume if you want! Nobody takes a 5k seriously because they are inherently not serious. They're "fun runs". For fun!

A lot of times you'll do a 5k race with a team, usually raising money for a charity of your choosing - and if that is the case you better find yourself a good name. And again, these races are 100% about fun so you should have a fun team name.

The following is a list of some funny 5k team name options for you to peruse before setting off on your next fun run. After all, what could make a fun run more fun than a fun pun run? Vote for your favorites! Rank Away! Run! Don't forget to breathe!
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Cirque Du Sore Legs is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Funniest 5K Team Names Ever
Cirque Du Sore Legs

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The Young and the Breathless is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Funniest 5K Team Names Ever
AmyBlanton added The Young and the Breathless

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Not Fast and Only Slightly Fur... is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Funniest 5K Team Names Ever
Kathy Wiegand Bossert added Not Fast and Only Slightly Furious

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Premature Acceleration is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Funniest 5K Team Names Ever
Premature Acceleration

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Kill-o-meters is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Funniest 5K Team Names Ever
Kill-o-meters

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We've Got The Runs is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Funniest 5K Team Names Ever
We've Got The Runs

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Meet Up At Your Pace? is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Funniest 5K Team Names Ever
Meet Up At Your Pace?

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22 15
Sole Mates is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Funniest 5K Team Names Ever
Sole Mates

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21 15
What's That In Miles? is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Funniest 5K Team Names Ever
What's That In Miles?

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My Sole Called Life is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Funniest 5K Team Names Ever
My Sole Called Life

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5 Fast 5 Furious is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Funniest 5K Team Names Ever
5 Fast 5 Furious

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14 9
The Lung Capacitors is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Funniest 5K Team Names Ever
The Lung Capacitors

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It's All Fun And Games Until W... is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Funniest 5K Team Names Ever
It's All Fun And Games Until We Realized That None Of This Was Fun

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The Carb Loaders is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Funniest 5K Team Names Ever
The Carb Loaders

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The Lollygaggers is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Funniest 5K Team Names Ever
The Lollygaggers

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11 8
The Knee Knockers is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Funniest 5K Team Names Ever
The Knee Knockers

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Team Zombie Apocalypse Prepare... is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Funniest 5K Team Names Ever
Team Zombie Apocalypse Preparedness

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Sole Brothers is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Funniest 5K Team Names Ever
Sole Brothers

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10 9
Extremely Undertrained is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Funniest 5K Team Names Ever
Extremely Undertrained

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9 8
Team Motrin is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Funniest 5K Team Names Ever
Team Motrin

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The Sports Bras is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Funniest 5K Team Names Ever
The Sports Bras

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The Speed Walkers is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Funniest 5K Team Names Ever
The Speed Walkers

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9 9
Participants! is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Funniest 5K Team Names Ever
Participants!

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We're Not Sure What Running Ha... is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Funniest 5K Team Names Ever
We're Not Sure What Running Has To Do With Charity

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Team Pasta is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Funniest 5K Team Names Ever
Team Pasta