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Funny Advent Calendars to Get You Through the Holiday Season 

Jacob Shelton
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Every year it seems like the countdown to Christmas begins earlier and earlier. But every true Christmas head knows that the real countdown to Christmas begins on December first. Obviously, the best way to count down to the big day is with an advent calendar. If you’ve never been so lucky as to have one of these in your home, an advent calendar is a way to count down to Christmas while receiving small gifts each day, usually chocolate. But thanks to the ingenuity and impatience of modern humans, funny advent calendars have been invented to make the wait until Christmas a little more enjoyable. Today, we’re starting the Christmas countdown with the best funny advent calendars to get you through the season.

It’s true that there’s no shortage of funny Christmas merchandise, but a few DIY options aren’t going to hurt anybody, either. Whether you’re the kind of person who likes to get their drink on, or you have a pet you want to share the season with, there’s a funny advent calendar on this list just for you. If you’re a fan of the classic, chocolate in a small box calendars, that’s totally fine – everyone loves chocolate. But a lot of the calendars on this list go outside of the box, literally, and countdown to Christmas in new and hilarious ways.

Vote up the silliest advent calendar on this list, whether it’s homemade or mass-produced, and then tell everyone how you’re passing the days until Christmas.
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For Those Who Have a Lush for Life
For Those Who Have a Lus... is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list Funny Advent Calendars to Get You Through the Holiday Season
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Would you open each door?
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Who Needs to Sleep in December?
Who Needs to Sleep in De... is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list Funny Advent Calendars to Get You Through the Holiday Season
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Would you open each door?
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For Speed Readers Only
For Speed Readers Only ... is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list Funny Advent Calendars to Get You Through the Holiday Season
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Would you open each door?
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Who Says You Can Only Open One Flap Per Day?
Who Says You Can Only Op... is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list Funny Advent Calendars to Get You Through the Holiday Season
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Would you open each door?