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The Funniest Anti-Pumpkin Spice Signs Ever

Updated July 9, 2019 686 votes 125 voters 11.6k views16 items

In case you haven't noticed, the annual pumpkin spice attack on America is back. Until the end of fall, you will not be able to avoid pumpkin spice. Even if you make an effort to shun the ubiquitous flavor, it won't matter, because corporate America will shove something pumpkin spice down your throat whether you like it or not.

You'll witness such things as pumpkin spice Milano cookies, pumpkin spice ice cream, pumpkin spice Oreos, pumpkin spice Pringles, pumpkin spice gum, pumpkin spice hummus, pumpkin spice sausage, pumpkin spice Skittles, pumpkin spice butter, pumpkin spice beer, pumpkin spice goldfish crackers, pumpkin spice marshmallows, pumpkin spice M&Ms, pumpkin spice Jello, pumpkin spice Toaster Strudel, pumpkin.... wait, what happened? Where are we?

Oh right, these are funny signs of businesses taking a stand against the pumpkin spice propaganda machine. These are pumpkin spice protests, signs, and memes at their finest. This Halloween season, make sure you support local business which thinks pumpkin spice sucks, because it means that business is run by somebody pretty darn cool. Take a look at these funny anti-pumpkin spice signs and rejoice: you've finally found your people.

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    The Pumpkin Spice Chainsaw Massacre

    Photo: flickr / CC0
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    Winging It

    Photo: Metaweb / CC-BY
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    One Tequila, Two Tequila, Three Tequila... Floored

    Photo: Wikimedia Commons / CC-BY
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    Spice of Life

    Photo: Metaweb / CC-BY
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