The Funniest Athlete Names In 2022

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Vote up the funniest names of current athletes.

What are the funniest athlete names of 2022? The funniest names in sports can make you chuckle just by looking at them. Regardless of an athlete's talent, if they have a funny name, fans will be sure to remember them. These funny sports names range from the shocking to the bizarre. Funny sports players names can be long or short, but they will make you laugh. So, what is the funniest athlete name of 2022? Which funny athlete names do you love?

When it comes to athlete names, Chuba Hubbard is quite a mouthful. Other athletes names like Brooke Pancake, Storm Duck, and English Gardner feature random nouns that make them sound funny. There are also funny Olympic athlete names like Dong Dong, the famed Chinese gymnast. 

Vote up the funniest athlete names below, and help decide which athletes competing in 2022 have the best names.

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  • General Booty
    1

    General Booty

    133 votes

    I'd follow this General anywhere.

  • Dick Pound
    2
    84 votes

    Going strong since 1942.

    Richard William Duncan "Dick" Pound, (born March 22, 1942) is a Canadian swimming champion, lawyer and prominent spokesman for ethics in sport. He was the first president of the World Anti-Doping ...more
  • ​​Fabian Assman
    3

    ​​Fabian Assman

    61 votes

    It doesn't have to be someone who gets a lot of women. It could be just some guy with a big a**.

  • Kool-Aid McKinstry
    4

    Kool-Aid McKinstry

    75 votes

    Oooooohhhhhhhhhhhh yyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh