The Funniest Athlete Names In 2023

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Vote up the funniest names of current athletes.

What are the funniest athlete names of 2023? The funniest names in sports can make you chuckle just by looking at them. Regardless of an athlete's talent, if they have a funny name, fans will be sure to remember them. These funny sports names range from the shocking to the bizarre. Funny sports players names can be long or short, but they will make you laugh. So, what is the funniest athlete name of 2023? Which funny athlete names do you love?

When it comes to athlete names, Chuba Hubbard, a NFL running back, is quite a mouthful. Other athletes names like Brooke Pancake, Storm Duck, General Booty, and English Gardner feature random nouns that make them sound funny. There are also funny Olympic athlete names like Dong Dong, the famed Chinese gymnast. 

Vote up the funniest athlete names below, and help decide which athletes competing in 2023 have the best names.

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  • General Booty
    1

    General Booty

    163 votes

    I'd follow this General anywhere.

  • Dick Pound
    2
    104 votes

    Going strong since 1942.

    Richard William Duncan "Dick" Pound, (born March 22, 1942) is a Canadian swimming champion, lawyer and prominent spokesman for ethics in sport. He was the first president of the World Anti-Doping ...more
  • F. Yu
    3

    F. Yu

    116 votes

    F You too!

  • ​​Fabian Assman
    4

    ​​Fabian Assman

    84 votes

    It doesn't have to be someone who gets a lot of women. It could be just some guy with a big a**.

  • DeWanna Bonner
    5

    DeWanna Bonner

    88 votes

    Who don't these days?

    DeWanna Bonner (born August 21, 1987) is an American professional basketball forward for the Connecticut Sun of the Women's National Basketball Association (WNBA).
  • Kool-Aid McKinstry
    6

    Kool-Aid McKinstry

    98 votes

    Oooooohhhhhhhhhhhh yyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh