The Funniest Athlete Names In 2023

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Vote up the funniest names of current athletes.

What are the funniest athlete names of 2023? The funniest names in sports can make you chuckle just by looking at them. Regardless of an athlete's talent, if they have a funny name, fans will be sure to remember them. These funny sports names range from the shocking to the bizarre. Funny sports players names can be long or short, but they will make you laugh. So, what is the funniest athlete name of 2023? Which funny athlete names do you love?

When it comes to athlete names, Chuba Hubbard, a NFL running back, is quite a mouthful. Other athletes names like Brooke Pancake, Storm Duck, General Booty, and English Gardner feature random nouns that make them sound funny. There are also funny Olympic athlete names like Dong Dong, the famed Chinese gymnast. 

Vote up the funniest athlete names below, and help decide which athletes competing in 2023 have the best names.

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  • General Booty

    General Booty

    170 votes

    I'd follow this General anywhere.

  • Dick Pound
    112 votes

    Going strong since 1942.

    Richard William Duncan "Dick" Pound, (born March 22, 1942) is a Canadian swimming champion, lawyer and prominent spokesman for ethics in sport. He was the first president of the World Anti-Doping ...more
  • F. Yu

    F. Yu

    121 votes

    F You too!

  • Dong Dong
    97 votes

    Dong so nice they named him it twice.

    Dong Dong (simplified Chinese: 董栋; traditional Chinese: 董棟; pinyin: Dǒng Dòng; born April 13, 1989 in Zhengzhou, Henan) is a Chinese trampoline gymnast. He won medals in individual trampoline at ...more
  • Pig Cage

    Pig Cage

    97 votes

    Isn't there a Nicholas Cage movie about this? 

  • DeWanna Bonner

    DeWanna Bonner

    96 votes

    Who don't these days?

    DeWanna Bonner (born August 21, 1987) is an American professional basketball forward for the Connecticut Sun of the Women's National Basketball Association (WNBA).