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Hilarious Betty White Quotes That Will Make You Appreciate Her Even More

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If you've seen any movie or TV show featuring a slightly irreverent older lady that's aired in recent history, then you've most likely seen Betty White's work. She had the longest running entertainment career of any woman ever, she's appeared on everything from Golden Girls to SpongeBob SquarePants, and there are about 21 modern inventions that White predates. She might've been on the earth for decades, but the actress was just as active and energetic in all avenues of her life.

Over the course of her long career, Betty White said some pretty funny stuff. A few of her great quotes pertain to her career, a few focus on her love life (she prefers older men), and a few focus on rarely known Betty White trivia. Read about them below.

  • 1
    122 VOTES

    Regrets Didn't Plague Her

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    What She Said: "I have no regrets at all. None. I consider myself to be the luckiest old broad on two feet."

    When She Said It: In a 2013 interview with Guinness World Records.


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  • 2
    157 VOTES

    She Asked The Right Questions

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    What She Said: "[It's strange that] some people say, 'Grow some balls.' Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding."

    Where She Said It: In her book, If You Ask Me (And Of Course You Won’t).

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  • 3
    101 VOTES

    She Made Valid Points About Tolerance And Procreation

    What She Said: "All creatures must learn to coexist. That's why the brown bear and the field mouse can share their lives in harmony. Of course, they can't mate or the mice would explode."

    When She Said It: On "Love Under the Big Top," an episode of Golden Girls.

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    95 VOTES

    You Have To Earn Your Dirty Jokes

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    What She Said: "Well, I mean, if a joke or humor is bawdy, it's got to be funny enough to warrant it. You can't just have it bawdy or dirty just for the sake of being that - it's got to be funny."

    When She Said It: In a 2012 interview with The Huffington Post.

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