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The Most Hilarious (and Offensive) Bill Burr Jokes, Ranked

Updated July 29, 2019 254 votes 43 voters 1.3k views25 items

List RulesVote up the best Bill Burr jokes from his standups.

For years now, Bill Burr has remained one of the most honest comedians in the world of stand-up. He's released numerous specials, all of which have earned critical acclaim. However, many people also know him for his role on Breaking Bad or for creating the hit Netflix show F is for Family. He's had plenty of classic bits during his career, but which one do you think is the most hilarious? With this list, you'll be able to vote for the best Bill Burr jokes of all time. 

Bill Burr is not afraid to push boundaries. His stand-up frequently deals with material related to race relations, feminism, religion, politics, and conspiracy theories. He dabbles in a little bit of everything, and he's been known to ruffle some feathers from time to time. While he may be controversial, he always stands by his guns and continues doing material he finds insightful and/or funny.

How many of his stand-up specials have you watched? With this list, you may realize there are still one or two you need to watch, and fortunately, he has many of his specials available on Netflix. In the meantime, vote for the funniest Bill Burr joke of all time.

 

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    Pay Disparity

    Pay Disparity is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Most Hilarious (and Offensive) Bill Burr Jokes, Ranked
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    I'll tell you why. Because, in the unlikely event that we're both on the Titanic and it starts to sink, for some reason, you get to leave with the kids and I have to stay: that's why I get the dollar more an hour.

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    America's Pit Bulls

    America's Pit Bulls is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Most Hilarious (and Offensive) Bill Burr Jokes, Ranked
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    Rednecks are like America's pit bulls. They should just sedate those people, drop 'em off in Afghanistan, just let them run wild. Just be like, "Dude, just go do everything you ever dreamed of doing. Just go crazy. Have one of your friends play the banjo. It'll scare the hell out of them."

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    George Bush

    George Bush is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Most Hilarious (and Offensive) Bill Burr Jokes, Ranked
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    You know what I like about George Bush? He makes me feel like I could be president, too. No, he does. He's like the first guy, like, from my reading level, you know. The first guy, like, from my math class to finally go out and do something!

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    Nice People

    Nice People is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Most Hilarious (and Offensive) Bill Burr Jokes, Ranked
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    A good story is always you doing something wrong, you know? That's why nice people are so damn boring. I mean, they're nice, but their stories suck.

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