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The Most Hilarious (and Offensive) Bill Burr Jokes, Ranked  

Jack Napier
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List Rules Vote up the best Bill Burr jokes from his standups.

For years now, Bill Burr has remained one of the most honest comedians in the world of stand-up. He's released numerous specials, all of which have earned critical acclaim. However, many people also know him for his role on Breaking Bad or for creating the hit Netflix show F is for Family. He's had plenty of classic bits during his career, but which one do you think is the most hilarious? With this list, you'll be able to vote for the best Bill Burr jokes of all time. 

Bill Burr is not afraid to push boundaries. His stand-up frequently deals with material related to race relations, feminism, religion, politics, and conspiracy theories. He dabbles in a little bit of everything, and he's been known to ruffle some feathers from time to time. While he may be controversial, he always stands by his guns and continues doing material he finds insightful and/or funny.

How many of his stand-up specials have you watched? With this list, you may realize there are still one or two you need to watch, and fortunately, he has many of his specials available on Netflix. In the meantime, vote for the funniest Bill Burr joke of all time.

 

America's Pit Bulls is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Most Hilarious (and Offensive) Bill Burr Jokes, Ranked
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America's Pit Bulls

Rednecks are like America's pit bulls. They should just sedate those people, drop 'em off in Afghanistan, just let them run wild. Just be like, "Dude, just go do everything you ever dreamed of doing. Just go crazy. Have one of your friends play the banjo. It'll scare the hell out of them."

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Pay Disparity is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Most Hilarious (and Offensive) Bill Burr Jokes, Ranked
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Pay Disparity

I'll tell you why. Because, in the unlikely event that we're both on the Titanic and it starts to sink, for some reason, you get to leave with the kids and I have to stay: that's why I get the dollar more an hour.

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Staying Single is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Most Hilarious (and Offensive) Bill Burr Jokes, Ranked
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Staying Single

There's this critical point where you've stayed single for too long and your brain switches from "You know, maybe I shouldn't say that." to "Eh, f*ck it, say it, see what happens."

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Nice People is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Most Hilarious (and Offensive) Bill Burr Jokes, Ranked
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Nice People

A good story is always you doing something wrong, you know? That's why nice people are so damn boring. I mean, they're nice, but their stories suck.

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