17 Breakup Texts That Are So Awful They're Amazing
Oh, breakup texts. Over the past couple of decades, the world of technology has ushered in a whole new era of innovation. With these new advances however, science has also ushered in a series of less fortunate phenomenon. Among the darker shades of the modern age, you’ll find things like the mass email, the group reply button, and worst of all: the dreaded text message breakup. So hang on to your hat as you get ready to check out these funny breakup texts that’ll make your ex look like the hottie of your dreams.
These days, people around the world can send emails in the blink of an eye, access infinite sources of information in seconds, and troll for hilarious photos of cats around the clock. But they can also break up with you, out of nowhere, from miles away. But if you aren't the dumpee, there's lots of enjoyment to be found, and these bad breakup texts will look more like regular funny text messages.
As you’ll see below, hilarious breakup texts can take many forms. Among them we’ve got the awkward accidental autocorrect, the bad movie reference dump, and the legendary wrong number breakup fail. Some of these bad boys and girls are clever, and others are just hilarious for all the wrong reasons.
So revel in the fact that these folks don’t have your number, as you enjoy the best the bad text breakup world has to offer. Best of all, you’ll glean some brilliant insights into mean breakup bombs to drop if you want to leave your next ex thanking their lucky stars to be rid of anyone who’d dare invoke their power. Bad Breakup Texts: for when you want to artfully avoid an awkward face to face about how it’s totally them and not at all you.
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The Awkward AutocorrectionPhoto: flickr / CC0
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The Accidental Adultery Reveal
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The Bust and DumpPhoto: Metaweb / GNU Free Documentation License
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The Way Late Wish Maker
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The Deal-Making Dad Dump
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Softening the Blow