34 Funny Coffee Mugs to Improve Your Morning

If you’re like most Americans, you feel compelled to begin the day with a large cup of black gold. But if you’re a discerning coffee drinker, you don’t just drink coffee out of any old mug that’s sitting around – you’ve got a special cup to hold your favorite liquid. It’s the cup that lets people know to stay out of your way until you’ve safely ingested its contents entirely. Even if you grumble and mumble on your way out of bed, the mug is waiting to wake you from your slumber. On this list, we’ve collected more than 30 of the funniest coffee mugs that are here to improve your morning.

As Lorelai Gilmore once said, “I need caffeine. I’ll drink it, shoot it, eat it, snort it. Gimme!” And even though that sounds like the lost lyrics of a Descendents single, we couldn’t agree more. But every coffee drinker knows that the mug you sip from is almost as important as the drink itself. The mug is what lets people know that you like oddball British comedy, or math, or memes.

We’ve scoured the Internet to find the funniest coffee mugs that let people know just how you’re feeling while you’re still waking up (even if it takes all day to do so). Vote on which mugs are the best way to begin your morning, then tell leave a comment about how much caffeine you need to drink before you begin to feel normal.
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  • 1. Coffee Cups Are Where Memes Go to Die

    Coffee Cups Are Where Memes Go to Die
    Photo: Wikimedia Commons / CC-BY
    94 votes
  • 2. Know Any Super Villains?

    Know Any Super Villains?
    Photo: Metaweb / CC-BY
    69 votes
  • 3. The Truth Comes Out

    The Truth Comes Out
    Photo: Metaweb / CC-BY
    64 votes
  • 4. Just Give the Man His Coffee

    87 votes
  • 5. The Most Basic Coffee Cup Ever

    The Most Basic Coffee Cup Ever
    Photo: flickr / CC0
    62 votes
  • 6. How Coffee Should Make You Feel

    68 votes