Pets Funny Names to Give a Cow  

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List Rules Vote up the funniest, cleverest names to give cows.

Congratulations! You've adopted your very own cow. But what will you call her? If you're searching for creative cow names, you've come to the right list. Whether you're searching for funny cow names, punny cow names, or classic cow names, you're sure to find some great ideas here.

When it comes to good names for cows, the options are nearly endless. Tried-and-true monikers like “Angus,” “Buttercup” and “Bully" are all cute and appropriate for any bovine out there. If your cow is more of a cool kid, maybe consider clever puns - “MooDonna,” “Mooley Ray Cyrus,” or "Hugh Heifer," for instance. "Hamburger" and "T-Bone" have a streak of dark humor to them. And if she leaves a trail of “business” behind everywhere she goes, the funniest name might be “Mud Pie."

What’s your favorite funny name to give a cow? Vote for your top choices here, and add any great names that are missing.

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Alli Kirby added Daisy

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ChocoBlob added Milkshake

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580 482
Bessie

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640 549
MooDonna

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496 431
Jasmine Lai added Moolawn

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533 493
Big Mac

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312 350
Rosie

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372 446
MooMoo

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276 355
Angus

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188 223
ChocoBlob added Mooshu

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81 75
DamienD1 added Leonardo DiCowprio

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248 344
Red Bull

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329 475
Meatloaf

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265 383
T-Bone

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73 75
DamienD1 added Moogan Freeman

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206 325
Mrs. Butterworth

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176 283
MosCow

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146 242
kingtoster added Moohamed

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shadyprincez added Winnie the Moo

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179 311
Elvis

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111 195
ChocoBlob added

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138 261
Cowlick

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145 276
LovaBull

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146 279
Mud Pie

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55 102
Morgan Bouvier added Moossolini

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14 16
shadyprincez added Mooana

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141 291
Mooley Ray Cyrus

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138 285
Hugh Heifer

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87 175
ChocoBlob added MOOn

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118 250
Cownt Dracula

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108 228
Bossy

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123 284
Hamburger

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45 104
gamarrs001 added excuse moo

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93 226
Daisy Mae West

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61 158
ChocoBlob added Moo Snuckel

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48 145
ChocoBlob added Moovie

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48 149
1521475758761 added rick rawss the sause bause

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15 61
jack.byrne added Rick and Mooty

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13 55
DamienD1 added Jim Cowey

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79 246
Brown Cow

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20 83
gamarrs001 added moo rock

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70 231
Grassyella

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gamarrs001 added Mod