Pets Funny Names to Give a Cow  

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List Rules Vote up the funniest, cleverest names to give cows.

Congratulations! You've adopted your very own cow. But what will you call her? If you're searching for creative cow names, you've come to the right list. Whether you're searching for funny cow names, punny cow names, or classic cow names, you're sure to find some great ideas here.

When it comes to good names for cows, the options are nearly endless. Tried-and-true monikers like “Angus,” “Buttercup” and “Bully" are all cute and appropriate for any bovine out there. If your cow is more of a cool kid, maybe consider clever puns - “MooDonna,” “Mooley Ray Cyrus,” or "Hugh Heifer," for instance. "Hamburger" and "T-Bone" have a streak of dark humor to them. And if she leaves a trail of “business” behind everywhere she goes, the funniest name might be “Mud Pie."

What’s your favorite funny name to give a cow? Vote for your top choices here, and add any great names that are missing.

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Alli Kirby added Daisy

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ChocoBlob added Milkshake

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Bessie

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715 620
MooDonna

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554 501
Jasmine Lai added Moolawn

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607 574
Big Mac

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381 405
Rosie

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425 512
MooMoo

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140 137
DamienD1 added Leonardo DiCowprio

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241 287
ChocoBlob added Mooshu

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87 63
shadyprincez added Winnie the Moo

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317 422
Angus

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277 401
Red Bull

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355 546
Meatloaf

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292 442
T-Bone

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106 128
DamienD1 added Moogan Freeman

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230 370
Mrs. Butterworth

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202 333
MosCow

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165 293
kingtoster added Moohamed

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199 362
Elvis

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43 56
shadyprincez added Mooana

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172 318
Mud Pie

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160 298
Cowlick

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164 316
LovaBull

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128 242
ChocoBlob added

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156 324
Hugh Heifer

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73 143
Morgan Bouvier added Moossolini

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100 213
ChocoBlob added MOOn

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122 263
Bossy

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152 333
Mooley Ray Cyrus

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127 286
Cownt Dracula

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135 328
Hamburger

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104 259
Daisy Mae West

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55 145
gamarrs001 added excuse moo

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71 196
ChocoBlob added Moo Snuckel

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31 99
jack.byrne added Rick and Mooty

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63 189
epicnardy added Rick Rawss the Sause Bause

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92 285
Brown Cow

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52 185
ChocoBlob added Moovie

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21 89
DamienD1 added Jim Cowey

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77 263
Grassyella

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27 116
gamarrs001 added Moo Rock

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27 127
luszkath added

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gamarrs001 added Mod