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List Rules Vote up the funniest, cleverest names to give cows.

Congratulations! You've adopted your very own cow. But what will you call her? If you're searching for creative cow names, you've come to the right list. Whether you're searching for funny cow names, punny cow names, or classic cow names, you're sure to find some great ideas here.

When it comes to good names for cows, the options are nearly endless. Tried-and-true monikers like “Angus,” “Buttercup” and “Bully" are all cute and appropriate for any bovine out there. If your cow is more of a cool kid, maybe consider clever puns - “MooDonna,” “Mooley Ray Cyrus,” or "Hugh Heifer," for instance. "Hamburger" and "T-Bone" have a streak of dark humor to them. And if she leaves a trail of “business” behind everywhere she goes, the funniest name might be “Mud Pie."

What’s your favorite funny name to give a cow? Vote for your top choices here, and add any great names that are missing.

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MooDonna

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Jasmine Lai added Moolawn

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Alli Kirby added Daisy

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Bessie

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Big Mac

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MooMoo

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Meatloaf

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Rosie

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Red Bull

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T-Bone

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Angus

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ChocoBlob added Mooshu

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kingtoster added Moohamed

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Mrs. Butterworth

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Mooley Ray Cyrus

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Mud Pie

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Elvis

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AndrewA added Nutella Bella

Funny Names to Give a Sugar Glider

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LovaBull

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ChocoBlob added Cheeseburger

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MosCow

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AndrewA added blue moon

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Cowlick

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Cownt Dracula

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Hugh Heifer

Funny Names to Give a Skunk

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ChocoBlob added MOOn

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Hamburger

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AndrewA added Dirteeee Gertieeee

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AndrewA added moonbeam

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AndrewA added moodymoo

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AndrewA added fabulous moola

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Daisy Mae West

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ChocoBlob added Moo Snuckel

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ChocoBlob added Moovie

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Bossy

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AndrewA added Oh Goly Molly

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AndrewA added O'besse

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AndrewA added Moonwalker

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AndrewA added MoonChild

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AndrewA added mini moocher

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AndrewA added Remooval

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AndrewA added FatF*ck

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Brown Cow

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Grassyella

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AndrewA added Roh Moo-hyun

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AndrewA added iFightBack