Pets Funny Names to Give a Cow  

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List Rules Vote up the funniest, cleverest names to give cows.

Congratulations! You've adopted your very own cow. But what will you call her? If you're searching for creative cow names, you've come to the right list. Whether you're searching for funny cow names, punny cow names, or classic cow names, you're sure to find some great ideas here.

When it comes to good names for cows, the options are nearly endless. Tried-and-true monikers like “Angus,” “Buttercup” and “Bully" are all cute and appropriate for any bovine out there. If your cow is more of a cool kid, maybe consider clever puns - “MooDonna,” “Mooley Ray Cyrus,” or "Hugh Heifer," for instance. "Hamburger" and "T-Bone" have a streak of dark humor to them. And if she leaves a trail of “business” behind everywhere she goes, the funniest name might be “Mud Pie."

What’s your favorite funny name to give a cow? Vote for your top choices here, and add any great names that are missing.

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MooDonna

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Bessie

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Big Mac

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MooMoo

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Rosie

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Meatloaf

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Angus

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Red Bull

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T-Bone

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Mrs. Butterworth

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MosCow

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Elvis

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Funny Names to Give a Parrot

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Mud Pie

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Cowlick

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Mooley Ray Cyrus

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Funny Names to Give a Pug

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Cownt Dracula

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Hugh Heifer

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Daisy Mae West

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Hamburger

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