Living Funny Names to Give a Cow  

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List Rules Vote up the funniest, cleverest names to give cows.

Congratulations! You've adopted your very own cow. But what will you call her? If you're searching for creative cow names, you've come to the right list. Whether you're searching for funny cow names, punny cow names, or classic cow names, you're sure to find some great ideas here.

When it comes to good names for cows, the options are nearly endless. Tried-and-true monikers like “Angus,” “Buttercup” and “Bully" are all cute and appropriate for any bovine out there. If your cow is more of a cool kid, maybe consider clever puns - “MooDonna,” “Mooley Ray Cyrus,” or "Hugh Heifer," for instance. "Hamburger" and "T-Bone" have a streak of dark humor to them. And if she leaves a trail of “business” behind everywhere she goes, the funniest name might be “Mud Pie."

What’s your favorite funny name to give a cow? Vote for your top choices here, and add any great names that are missing.

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Alli Kirby added Daisy

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ChocoBlob added Milkshake

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996 838
Bessie

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875 745
MooDonna

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704 601
Jasmine Lai added Moolawn

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236 151
shadyprincez added Winnie the Moo

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752 712
Big Mac

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511 481
Rosie

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253 240
DamienD1 added Leonardo DiCowprio

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524 605
MooMoo

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344 383
ChocoBlob added Mooshu

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388 512
Angus

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118 124
shadyprincez added Mooana

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339 493
Red Bull

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163 218
DamienD1 added Moogan Freeman

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411 650
Meatloaf

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344 537
T-Bone

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272 447
Mrs. Butterworth

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vponce added Cocoa

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246 427
Elvis

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217 376
Mud Pie

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31 19
vponce added Waffles

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230 409
MosCow

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202 363
kingtoster added Moohamed