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Funny Names to Give a Cow

Updated April 6, 2020 91k votes 14.3k voters 425.8k views66 items

List RulesVote up the funniest, cleverest names to give cows.

Congratulations! You've adopted your very own cow. But what will you call her? If you're searching for creative cow names, you've come to the right list. Whether you're searching for funny cow names, punny cow names, or classic cow names, you're sure to find some great ideas here.

When it comes to good names for cows, the options are nearly endless. Tried-and-true monikers like “Angus,” “Buttercup” and “Bully" are all cute and appropriate for any bovine out there. If your cow is more of a cool kid, maybe consider clever puns - “MooDonna,” “Mooley Ray Cyrus,” or "Hugh Heifer," for instance. "Hamburger" and "T-Bone" have a streak of dark humor to them. And if she leaves a trail of “business” behind everywhere she goes, the funniest name might be “Mud Pie."

What’s your favorite funny name to give a cow? Vote for your top choices here, and add any great names that are missing.

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    285
    405

    Cowboy

  • 27
    727
    1,108

    T-Bone

  • 28
    103
    160

    Summer

  • 29
    85
    145

    Sunshine

  • 30
    135
    241

    Moorio

  • 31
    140
    258

    MooVit

  • 32
    694
    1,232

    Meatloaf

  • 33
    515
    925

    Elvis

  • 34
    358
    653

    Moossolini

  • 35
    517
    940

    Mrs. Butterworth

  • 36
    79
    162

    Tiny 

  • 37
    449
    841

    Mud Pie

  • 38
    60
    134

    Bill

  • 39
    422
    827

    Mooley Ray Cyrus

  • 40
    151
    319

    Cockadoodle Moo

  • 41
    418
    854

    MosCow

  • 42
    197
    424

    Cheddar

  • 43
    426
    884

    Moohamed

  • 44
    342
    723

    MOOn

  • 45
    79
    192

    Well Done

  • 46
    362
    766

    LovaBull

  • 47
    368
    780

    Hugh Heifer

  • 48
    364
    780

    Cowlick

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    51
    137

    Prince Moo Milk

  • 50
    359
    794
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