Pets Funny Names to Give a Cow  

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List Rules Vote up the funniest, cleverest names to give cows.

Congratulations! You've adopted your very own cow. But what will you call her? If you're searching for creative cow names, you've come to the right list. Whether you're searching for funny cow names, punny cow names, or classic cow names, you're sure to find some great ideas here.

When it comes to good names for cows, the options are nearly endless. Tried-and-true monikers like “Angus,” “Buttercup” and “Bully" are all cute and appropriate for any bovine out there. If your cow is more of a cool kid, maybe consider clever puns - “MooDonna,” “Mooley Ray Cyrus,” or "Hugh Heifer," for instance. "Hamburger" and "T-Bone" have a streak of dark humor to them. And if she leaves a trail of “business” behind everywhere she goes, the funniest name might be “Mud Pie."

What’s your favorite funny name to give a cow? Vote for your top choices here, and add any great names that are missing.

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Alli Kirby added Daisy

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ChocoBlob added Milkshake

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576 476
Bessie

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637 546
MooDonna

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496 428
Jasmine Lai added Moolawn

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530 492
Big Mac

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308 349
Rosie

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370 444
MooMoo

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187 220
ChocoBlob added Mooshu

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Angus

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Red Bull

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326 474
Meatloaf

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77 72
DamienD1 added Leonardo DiCowprio

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T-Bone

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71 72
DamienD1 added Moogan Freeman

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Mrs. Butterworth

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174 281
MosCow

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146 239
kingtoster added Moohamed

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Elvis

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shadyprincez added Winnie the Moo

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ChocoBlob added

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Cowlick

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145 274
LovaBull

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145 278
Mud Pie

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141 288
Mooley Ray Cyrus

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53 100
Morgan Bouvier added Moossolini

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13 15
shadyprincez added Mooana

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86 174
ChocoBlob added MOOn

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136 283
Hugh Heifer

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Cownt Dracula

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106 227
Bossy

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122 283
Hamburger

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44 102
gamarrs001 added excuse moo

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93 224
Daisy Mae West

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61 156
ChocoBlob added Moo Snuckel

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48 143
ChocoBlob added Moovie

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1521475758761 added rick rawss the sause bause

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jack.byrne added Rick and Mooty

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DamienD1 added Jim Cowey

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Brown Cow

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70 229
Grassyella

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gamarrs001 added moo rock

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gamarrs001 added Mod