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List Rules Vote up the funniest, cleverest names to give cows.

Congratulations! You've adopted your very own cow. But what will you call her? If you're searching for creative cow names, you've come to the right list. Whether you're searching for funny cow names, punny cow names, or classic cow names, you're sure to find some great ideas here.

When it comes to good names for cows, the options are nearly endless. Tried-and-true monikers like “Angus,” “Buttercup” and “Bully" are all cute and appropriate for any bovine out there. If your cow is more of a cool kid, maybe consider clever puns - “MooDonna,” “Mooley Ray Cyrus,” or "Hugh Heifer," for instance. "Hamburger" and "T-Bone" have a streak of dark humor to them. And if she leaves a trail of “business” behind everywhere she goes, the funniest name might be “Mud Pie."

What’s your favorite funny name to give a cow? Vote for your top choices here, and add any great names that are missing.

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Alli Kirby added Daisy

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MooDonna

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Jasmine Lai added Moolawn

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Bessie

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Big Mac

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AndrewA added Moonshine

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MooMoo

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Rosie

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Meatloaf

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ChocoBlob added Mooshu

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Angus

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T-Bone

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Red Bull

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Mrs. Butterworth

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kingtoster added Moohamed

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MosCow

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AndrewA added Nutella Bella

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LovaBull

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Elvis

Funny Names to Give a Pet Rat

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AndrewA added blue moon

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Mud Pie

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Mooley Ray Cyrus

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ChocoBlob added MOOn

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Cownt Dracula

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ChocoBlob added Cheeseburger Food

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Hugh Heifer

Funny Names to Give a Sugar Glider

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Cowlick

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AndrewA added moonbeam

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Morgan Bouvier added Moossolini

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gamarrs001 added excuse moo

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Daisy Mae West

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Hamburger

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gamarrs001 added moo rock

The Best Baby Names For Twins

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Bossy

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ChocoBlob added Moo Snuckel

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AndrewA added moodymoo

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ChocoBlob added Moovie

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AndrewA added fabulous moola

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AndrewA added Moonwalker

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AndrewA added O'besse

Deadliest Food-Borne Illness Outbreaks In United States History

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AndrewA added Dirteeee Gertieeee

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AndrewA added MoonChild

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AndrewA added mini moocher

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1526673687563 added Moo Baa La La La

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gamarrs001 added Mod

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AndrewA added Oh Goly Molly

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