Pets Funny Names to Give a Cow  

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List Rules Vote up the funniest, cleverest names to give cows.

Congratulations! You've adopted your very own cow. But what will you call her? If you're searching for creative cow names, you've come to the right list. Whether you're searching for funny cow names, punny cow names, or classic cow names, you're sure to find some great ideas here.

When it comes to good names for cows, the options are nearly endless. Tried-and-true monikers like “Angus,” “Buttercup” and “Bully" are all cute and appropriate for any bovine out there. If your cow is more of a cool kid, maybe consider clever puns - “MooDonna,” “Mooley Ray Cyrus,” or "Hugh Heifer," for instance. "Hamburger" and "T-Bone" have a streak of dark humor to them. And if she leaves a trail of “business” behind everywhere she goes, the funniest name might be “Mud Pie."

What’s your favorite funny name to give a cow? Vote for your top choices here, and add any great names that are missing.

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Alli Kirby added Daisy

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ChocoBlob added Milkshake

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Bessie

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663 578
MooDonna

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516 458
Jasmine Lai added Moolawn

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556 526
Big Mac

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341 367
Rosie

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393 469
MooMoo

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212 250
ChocoBlob added Mooshu

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Angus

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DamienD1 added Leonardo DiCowprio

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Red Bull

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338 501
Meatloaf

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276 405
T-Bone

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85 99
DamienD1 added Moogan Freeman

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213 344
Mrs. Butterworth

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42 35
shadyprincez added Winnie the Moo

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MosCow

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187 330
Elvis

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150 264
kingtoster added Moohamed

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156 292
Mud Pie

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ChocoBlob added

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151 292
LovaBull

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143 277
Cowlick

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23 30
shadyprincez added Mooana

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143 300
Hugh Heifer

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61 120
Morgan Bouvier added Moossolini

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ChocoBlob added MOOn

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144 309
Mooley Ray Cyrus

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113 241
Bossy

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121 263
Cownt Dracula

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126 299
Hamburger

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99 237
Daisy Mae West

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47 118
gamarrs001 added excuse moo

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66 171
ChocoBlob added Moo Snuckel

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52 166
1521475758761 added Rick Rawss the Sause Bause

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49 160
ChocoBlob added Moovie

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19 75
jack.byrne added Rick and Mooty

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Brown Cow

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23 94
gamarrs001 added Moo Rock

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72 243
Grassyella

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14 68
DamienD1 added Jim Cowey

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gamarrs001 added Mod