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Funny Names to Give a Cow

Updated April 6, 2020 97.6k votes 13.3k voters 392.0k views65 items

List RulesVote up the funniest, cleverest names to give cows.

Congratulations! You've adopted your very own cow. But what will you call her? If you're searching for creative cow names, you've come to the right list. Whether you're searching for funny cow names, punny cow names, or classic cow names, you're sure to find some great ideas here.

When it comes to good names for cows, the options are nearly endless. Tried-and-true monikers like “Angus,” “Buttercup” and “Bully" are all cute and appropriate for any bovine out there. If your cow is more of a cool kid, maybe consider clever puns - “MooDonna,” “Mooley Ray Cyrus,” or "Hugh Heifer," for instance. "Hamburger" and "T-Bone" have a streak of dark humor to them. And if she leaves a trail of “business” behind everywhere she goes, the funniest name might be “Mud Pie."

What’s your favorite funny name to give a cow? Vote for your top choices here, and add any great names that are missing.

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  • 1
    4,724
    2,962

    Buttercup

  • 2
    2,540
    1,571

    Winnie the Moo

  • 3
    3,547
    2,223

    Daisy

  • 4
    3,640
    2,330

    Milkshake

  • 5
    372
    268

    Sir Loin

  • 6
    978
    771

    Waffles

  • 7
    2,338
    1,903

    Bessie

  • 8
    1,503
    1,245

    Rosie

  • 9
    996
    816

    Mooana

  • 10
    818
    689

    Cocoa

  • 11
    1,925
    1,704

    MooDonna

  • 12
    1,664
    1,474

    Moolawn

  • 13
    144
    98

    Oreo

  • 14
    1,811
    1,691

    Big Mac

  • 15
    1,153
    1,093

    Leonardo DiCowprio

  • 16
    580
    583

    sunny

  • 17
    1,017
    1,136

    Mooshu

  • 18
    1,257
    1,416

    MooMoo

  • 19
    68
    77

    Cowculator

  • 20
    157
    192

    Holy Cow

  • 21
    942
    1,229

    Angus

  • 22
    282
    363

    Cowboy

  • 23
    77
    98

    Summer

  • 24
    240
    325

    Wiggles

  • 25
    68
    90

    Sunshine