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Funny Names to Give a Cow 

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Updated April 6, 2020 79.7k votes 12.5k voters 366.3k views 70 items

List Rules Vote up the funniest, cleverest names to give cows.

Congratulations! You've adopted your very own cow. But what will you call her? If you're searching for creative cow names, you've come to the right list. Whether you're searching for funny cow names, punny cow names, or classic cow names, you're sure to find some great ideas here.

When it comes to good names for cows, the options are nearly endless. Tried-and-true monikers like “Angus,” “Buttercup” and “Bully" are all cute and appropriate for any bovine out there. If your cow is more of a cool kid, maybe consider clever puns - “MooDonna,” “Mooley Ray Cyrus,” or "Hugh Heifer," for instance. "Hamburger" and "T-Bone" have a streak of dark humor to them. And if she leaves a trail of “business” behind everywhere she goes, the funniest name might be “Mud Pie."

What’s your favorite funny name to give a cow? Vote for your top choices here, and add any great names that are missing.

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26sydwat added Buttercup
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Alli Kirby added Daisy
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ChocoBlob added Milkshake
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shadyprincez added Winnie the Moo
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Bessie
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MooDonna
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Rosie
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Jasmine Lai added Moolawn
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vponce added Waffles
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Big Mac
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shadyprincez added Mooana
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vponce added Cocoa
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DamienD1 added Leonardo DiCowprio
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MooMoo
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DanaeGiHSAP added sunny
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an.6520 added Sir Loin
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ChocoBlob added Mooshu
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Angus
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28barlkaylee added Oreo
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Matilda added Cowboy
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Red Bull
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DamienD1 added Moogan Freeman
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selectchicken added Holy Cow
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173797 added Summer
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550004669 added Cowculator