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Funny Names to Give a Cow

Updated April 6, 2020 92.7k votes 14.2k voters 421.9k views66 items

List RulesVote up the funniest, cleverest names to give cows.

Congratulations! You've adopted your very own cow. But what will you call her? If you're searching for creative cow names, you've come to the right list. Whether you're searching for funny cow names, punny cow names, or classic cow names, you're sure to find some great ideas here.

When it comes to good names for cows, the options are nearly endless. Tried-and-true monikers like “Angus,” “Buttercup” and “Bully" are all cute and appropriate for any bovine out there. If your cow is more of a cool kid, maybe consider clever puns - “MooDonna,” “Mooley Ray Cyrus,” or "Hugh Heifer," for instance. "Hamburger" and "T-Bone" have a streak of dark humor to them. And if she leaves a trail of “business” behind everywhere she goes, the funniest name might be “Mud Pie."

What’s your favorite funny name to give a cow? Vote for your top choices here, and add any great names that are missing.

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    2,151

    Milkshake

  • 2
    2,587
    1,616

    Winnie the Moo

  • 3
    3,870
    2,457

    Buttercup

  • 4
    3,268
    2,088

    Daisy

  • 5
    518
    355

    Sir Loin

  • 6
    1,026
    793

    Mooana

  • 7
    1,011
    799

    Waffles

  • 8
    2,126
    1,738

    Bessie

  • 9
    1,816
    1,558

    MooDonna

  • 10
    233
    170

    Oreo

  • 11
    1,388
    1,195

    Rosie

  • 12
    1,564
    1,370

    Moolawn

  • 13
    1,130
    1,004

    Leonardo DiCowprio

  • 14
    789
    697

    Cocoa

  • 15
    1,718
    1,561

    Big Mac

  • 16
    568
    590

    sunny

  • 17
    971
    1,043

    Mooshu

  • 18
    1,155
    1,310

    MooMoo

  • 19
    199
    243

    Holy Cow

  • 20
    886
    1,135

    Angus

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    17
    14

    kim cowdashian

  • 22
    111
    141

    Cowculator

  • 23
    639
    858

    Moogan Freeman

  • 24
    258
    361

    Wiggles

  • 25
    790
    1,119

    Red Bull