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The Absolute Funniest Cow Puns 

Nathan Davidson
Updated January 3, 2020 3.4k votes 563 voters 61.4k views 21 items

List Rules Vote up the cow puns you find utterly amazing.

Don't have a cow, man! Actually, that's exactly what you're supposed to do right at this very moo-ment. These are the best cow puns the Internet has to offer. It's okay to have a moo-mentary lapse of judgment and laugh at these funny cow memes. Failing to do so would be a huge missed steak. Do you get it? Do you get all of these puns?

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Greener Pastures
Greener Pastures is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Absolute Funniest Cow Puns
Photo: Wikimedia Commons/CC-BY
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Knight and Day
Knight and Day is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Absolute Funniest Cow Puns
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Jerky Boys
Jerky Boys is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Absolute Funniest Cow Puns
Photo: flickr/CC0
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Dozing Off
Dozing Off is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Absolute Funniest Cow Puns
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