The Absolute Funniest Cow Puns

Over 500 Ranker voters have come together to rank this list of The Absolute Funniest Cow Puns
Voting Rules
Vote up the cow puns you find utterly amazing.

Don't have a cow, man! Actually, that's exactly what you're supposed to do right at this very moo-ment. These are the best cow puns the Internet has to offer. It's okay to have a moo-mentary lapse of judgment and laugh at these funny cow memes. Failing to do so would be a huge missed steak. Do you get it? Do you get all of these puns?


  • 1
    125 VOTES

    Dozing Off

    Dozing Off
    Photo: flickr / CC0
    125 votes
  • 2
    152 VOTES

    Knight and Day

    Knight and Day
    Photo: Wikimedia Commons / CC-BY
    152 votes
  • 3
    188 VOTES

    Greener Pastures

    Greener Pastures
    Photo: Wikimedia Commons / CC-BY
    188 votes
  • 4
    135 VOTES

    Huge Missed Steak

    135 votes
  • 5
    136 VOTES

    Jerky Boys

    Jerky Boys
    Photo: flickr / CC0
    136 votes
  • 6
    121 VOTES

    Math of Least Resistance

    121 votes