Puns The Absolute Funniest Cow Puns  

Nathan Davidson
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List Rules Vote up the cow puns you find utterly amazing.

Don't have a cow, man! Actually, that's exactly what you're supposed to do right at this very moo-ment. These are the best cow puns the Internet has to offer. It's okay to have a moo-mentary lapse of judgment and laugh at these funny cow memes. Failing to do so would be a huge missed steak. Do you get it? Do you get all of these puns?

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Greener Pastures


Greener Pastures is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Absolute Funniest Cow Puns
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Jerky Boys


Jerky Boys is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Absolute Funniest Cow Puns
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Knight and Day


Knight and Day is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Absolute Funniest Cow Puns
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Dozing Off


Dozing Off is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Absolute Funniest Cow Puns
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