The Absolute Funniest Cow Puns

Over 500 Ranker voters have come together to rank this list of The Absolute Funniest Cow Puns
Voting Rules
Vote up the cow puns you find utterly amazing.

Don't have a cow, man! Actually, that's exactly what you're supposed to do right at this very moo-ment. These are the best cow puns the Internet has to offer. It's okay to have a moo-mentary lapse of judgment and laugh at these funny cow memes. Failing to do so would be a huge missed steak. Do you get it? Do you get all of these puns?

Photo: Fred Davis / flickr / CC-BY-NC-ND 2.0

  • 1
    151 VOTES

    Knight and Day

    Knight and Day
    Photo: Wikimedia Commons / CC-BY
    151 votes
  • 2
    187 VOTES

    Greener Pastures

    Greener Pastures
    Photo: Wikimedia Commons / CC-BY
    187 votes
  • 3
    133 VOTES

    Huge Missed Steak

    133 votes
  • 4
    123 VOTES

    Dozing Off

    Dozing Off
    Photo: flickr / CC0
    123 votes
  • 5
    135 VOTES

    Jerky Boys

    Jerky Boys
    Photo: flickr / CC0
    135 votes
  • 6
    120 VOTES

    Math of Least Resistance

    120 votes