Sports The Funniest Dodgeball Team Names Ever  

Kel Varnsen
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List Rules You think your team name is funnier than all of these? Add it to the list and see how it does.

Dodgeball. It's a game that most of us have played. And when you played it, you probably got injured, probably more severely injured than you'd expect from a game that is played with soft rubber balls. This may be the reason that there was a pretty substantial backlash against this wonderful game some years back in regards to it being played in schools (in gym class, at recess, or otherwise). Somebody always gets hurt. I guess parents just don't understand that that's precisely why it's so fun.

Though dodgeball may have been taken away from us in school, it's hanging tough in "adult" leagues around the country, thanks to a noticeable resurgence after that dodgeball movie. You know the one...That movie. I'm blanking on the name.

Anyway, if you're going to be on a dodgeball team, you better have an awesome name. Here's a list of some of the best dodge ball team names. What do you think? What are the funniest names you've ever heard?
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Daj Mabal is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Funniest Dodgeball Team Names Ever
joeschmoe added Daj Mabal

2
358 225
The Dodgefathers is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Funniest Dodgeball Team Names Ever
The Dodgefathers

3
292 207
Balls of Duty is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Funniest Dodgeball Team Names Ever
Balls of Duty

4
228 188
The Mother Duckers is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Funniest Dodgeball Team Names Ever
The Mother Duckers

5
178 189
The Nutshots is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Funniest Dodgeball Team Names Ever
The Nutshots

6
154 180
Rubber Chuckers is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Funniest Dodgeball Team Names Ever
Rubber Chuckers

7
146 185
Balls of Fury is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Funniest Dodgeball Team Names Ever
Balls of Fury

8
142 184
Average Joes is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Funniest Dodgeball Team Names Ever
Average Joes

9
64 78
Don't Stop Ballieving is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Funniest Dodgeball Team Names Ever
Chanc added Don't Stop Ballieving

10
101 139
Ball-E is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Funniest Dodgeball Team Names Ever
Ball-E

11
98 142
The Facebreakers is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Funniest Dodgeball Team Names Ever
The Facebreakers

12
92 143
The Dodgers is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Funniest Dodgeball Team Names Ever
The Dodgers

13
83 137
The Fireballs is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Funniest Dodgeball Team Names Ever
The Fireballs

14
55 91
The Dippin' Dots is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Funniest Dodgeball Team Names Ever
The Dippin' Dots

15
72 132
The Crotch Shots is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Funniest Dodgeball Team Names Ever
The Crotch Shots

16
54 98
$$Ballin$$ is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Funniest Dodgeball Team Names Ever
$$Ballin$$

17
56 102
Bally Madison is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Funniest Dodgeball Team Names Ever
Bally Madison

18
53 102
The Weekend Warriors is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Funniest Dodgeball Team Names Ever
The Weekend Warriors

19
18 34
Dodger Federer is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Funniest Dodgeball Team Names Ever
anonymousguest added Dodger Federer

20
77 151
Ball State University is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Funniest Dodgeball Team Names Ever
Ball State University

21
53 105
Dodger Moore is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Funniest Dodgeball Team Names Ever
Dodger Moore

22
41 83
Globo Gym is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Funniest Dodgeball Team Names Ever
Globo Gym

23
60 122
Ballz 2 Men is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Funniest Dodgeball Team Names Ever
Ballz 2 Men

24
56 114
Chuck Norris is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Funniest Dodgeball Team Names Ever
connorhilton21 added

25
28 59
Days of Thunderballs is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Funniest Dodgeball Team Names Ever
Days of Thunderballs

26
5 13
BOOM is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list The Funniest Dodgeball Team Names Ever
rhuehujsgrjshiu added BOOM

27
38 81
The Dodgy Ballers is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list The Funniest Dodgeball Team Names Ever
The Dodgy Ballers

28
17 39
Allahu Dogeball is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list The Funniest Dodgeball Team Names Ever
1484665832883 added Allahu Dogeball

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44 96
The Body Shots is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list The Funniest Dodgeball Team Names Ever
The Body Shots

30
31 70
The Big Dippers is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list The Funniest Dodgeball Team Names Ever
The Big Dippers

31
33 77
The Ball Doctors is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list The Funniest Dodgeball Team Names Ever
The Ball Doctors

32
48 111
Sofa Kingdom (So F**king Dumb) is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list The Funniest Dodgeball Team Names Ever
datrlykewlfreekinguymandood added Sofa Kingdom (So F**king Dumb)

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38 91
Reservoir Dodge is listed (or ranked) 33 on the list The Funniest Dodgeball Team Names Ever
Reservoir Dodge

34
23 60
Yogi Tea is listed (or ranked) 34 on the list The Funniest Dodgeball Team Names Ever
JasonBarnett added

35
14 45
Pete's Scweddy Balls is listed (or ranked) 35 on the list The Funniest Dodgeball Team Names Ever
doug-hosford added Pete's Scweddy Balls

36
31 85
The Draft Dodgers is listed (or ranked) 36 on the list The Funniest Dodgeball Team Names Ever
The Draft Dodgers

37
23 70
Risky Ballness is listed (or ranked) 37 on the list The Funniest Dodgeball Team Names Ever
Risky Ballness

38
28 85
The Testicular Torsions is listed (or ranked) 38 on the list The Funniest Dodgeball Team Names Ever
The Testicular Torsions

39
24 77
The Rubber Husbands is listed (or ranked) 39 on the list The Funniest Dodgeball Team Names Ever
The Rubber Husbands

40
21 71
The Drippy Balls is listed (or ranked) 40 on the list The Funniest Dodgeball Team Names Ever
The Drippy Balls

41
23 77
Good Will Dodging is listed (or ranked) 41 on the list The Funniest Dodgeball Team Names Ever
Good Will Dodging

42
26 89
District 2 is listed (or ranked) 42 on the list The Funniest Dodgeball Team Names Ever
District 2

43
24 87
The Nerf Or Nothins is listed (or ranked) 43 on the list The Funniest Dodgeball Team Names Ever
The Nerf Or Nothins

44
18 74
The Dodgeball Rams is listed (or ranked) 44 on the list The Funniest Dodgeball Team Names Ever
The Dodgeball Rams

45
16 75
The Gimps is listed (or ranked) 45 on the list The Funniest Dodgeball Team Names Ever
The Gimps

46
14 69
The Deep Ball Fishers is listed (or ranked) 46 on the list The Funniest Dodgeball Team Names Ever
The Deep Ball Fishers

47
13 73
Chivas Balls is listed (or ranked) 47 on the list The Funniest Dodgeball Team Names Ever
Chivas Balls

48
12 85
Moneydodgeball is listed (or ranked) 48 on the list The Funniest Dodgeball Team Names Ever
Moneydodgeball

49
13 106
Murder By Boogers is listed (or ranked) 49 on the list The Funniest Dodgeball Team Names Ever
datrlykewlfreekinguymandood added Murder By Boogers

50
8 80
The Yo, MTV Dodgeballs is listed (or ranked) 50 on the list The Funniest Dodgeball Team Names Ever
The Yo, MTV Dodgeballs