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These are the former defense secretary Donald Rumsfeld's classic gaffes and funny outtakes. From his time as the 13th and 21st defense secretary and even beyond that, Donald Rumsfeld has committed a number of verbal blunders and we expect to hear more from him. One of the complicated quotes is 'There are known knowns. These are things we know that we know. There are known unknowns....', so it goes. These are the memorable quotes by Donald Rumsfeld makes a good collection of gaffes and Donald Rumsfeld-isms.
Osama Bin Laden: Alive or Not ... is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list Funny Donald Rumsfeld Quotes and Rummy's Gaffes
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Osama Bin Laden: Alive or Not Alive?


[Osama Bin Laden is] either alive and well or alive and not too well or not alive.
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I Believe What I Said is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list Funny Donald Rumsfeld Quotes and Rummy's Gaffes
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I Believe What I Said


I believe what I said yesterday. I don't know what I said, but I know what I think, and, well, I assume it's what I said.
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Diplomacy is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list Funny Donald Rumsfeld Quotes and Rummy's Gaffes
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Diplomacy


I don't do diplomacy.
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More Concepty is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list Funny Donald Rumsfeld Quotes and Rummy's Gaffes
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More Concepty


I'm not into this detail stuff. I'm more concepty.
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