Names Funny Names to Give a Donkey  

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List Rules Vote up the funniest, cleverest names to give a donkey or mule.

Who wouldn’t love having a pet donkey? If you’re a lucky new owner and you’re looking for some funny donkey name ideas, this list of donkey names may prove quite helpful. Whether you’re going for classic, cool donkey names or clever donkey names, peruse the list, find the funniest or best options, and vote them up.

Creative donkey name puns are a good way to give your new friend a name that everyone will love. Consider punny monikers like "Donkey Hotay" (get it?) or "Ferris Mueller" (for a mule). Other cute donkey names include "Hee-Haw," "Kong" (as in Donkey Kong), and "Wonky."

You could always go the Hollywood route with your donkey, with names like “Francis” (after the talking mule), “Gus” (from the Disney movie), “Benjamin” (from Orwell’s Animal Farm) and of course, “Eeyore,” one of the most beloved donkeys of all time.

If you decide on a name that's not on this list already, add it! You’ll be helping other new owners of donkeys and mules make their choices, too.

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Eeyore

2
282 171
Burrito

3
220 139
Poncho

4
175 128

From Disney's "Gus"

5
179 135
Pedro

6
126 140
Jack

7
113 137
Hee-Haw

8
113 157
Donkey

From "Shrek"

9
111 156
Ferris Mueller

10
63 89
Burro

11
84 123
Jenny

12
59 92
Benjamin

Orwell’s Animal Farm

13
24 34
pennyrider2005 added Oliv

14
28 41
pennyrider2005 added barthou-mule

15
71 115
AssAssin

16
48 82
Kong

17
51 88
Nestor

18
46 80
Dominick

19
39 80
Lefty

20
39 81
Wonky

21
53 113
SmartAss

22
50 107
Donkey Hotay

23
23 54
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24
35 82

The Talking Mule

25
37 91
HaulAss

26
27 81

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24 78
Jassack

28
21 78
Mr. Thomas

From "Narnia"