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Funny Names to Give a Donkey

Updated May 2, 2020 17.0k votes 3.2k voters 98.1k views30 items

List RulesVote up the funniest, cleverest names to give a donkey or mule.

Who wouldn’t love having a pet donkey? If you’re a lucky new owner and you’re looking for some funny donkey name ideas, this list of donkey names may prove quite helpful. Whether you’re going for classic, cool donkey names or clever donkey names, peruse the list, find the funniest or best options, and vote them up.

Creative donkey name puns are a good way to give your new friend a name that everyone will love. Consider punny monikers like "Donkey Hotay" (get it?) or "Ferris Mueller" (for a mule). Other cute donkey names include "Hee-Haw," "Kong" (as in Donkey Kong), and "Wonky."

You could always go the Hollywood route with your donkey, with names like “Francis” (after the talking mule), “Gus” (from the Disney movie), “Benjamin” (from Orwell’s Animal Farm) and of course, “Eeyore,” one of the most beloved donkeys of all time.

If you decide on a name that's not on this list already, add it! You’ll be helping other new owners of donkeys and mules make their choices, too.

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    Eeyore

  • 2
    859
    576

    Burrito

  • 3
    708
    488

    Poncho

  • 4
    635
    468

    Pedro

  • 5
    452
    372

    From Disney's "Gus"

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    382

    Jack

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    385
    444

    Donkey

    From "Shrek"

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    24
    22

    Patch

  • 9
    216
    301

    Benjamin

    Orwell’s Animal Farm

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    417

    Hee-Haw

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    260
    374

    AssAssin

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    169
    244

    barthou-mule

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    146
    232

    Oliv

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    220
    348

    Jenny

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    236
    378

    Ferris Mueller

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    162
    271

    Burro

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    140
    242

    Wonky

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    186
    321

    SmartAss

  • 19
    134
    241

    Kong

  • 20
    135
    249

    Dominick

  • 21
    118
    223

    The Talking Mule

  • 22
    107
    246

    Nestor

  • 23
    110
    260

    HaulAss

  • 24
    53
    153

    Long Duk Dong-key

  • 25
    105
    270

    Donkey Hotay