Names Funny Names to Give a Donkey  

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List Rules Vote up the funniest, cleverest names to give a donkey or mule.

Who wouldn’t love having a pet donkey? If you’re a lucky new owner and you’re looking for some funny donkey name ideas, this list of donkey names may prove quite helpful. Whether you’re going for classic, cool donkey names or clever donkey names, peruse the list, find the funniest or best options, and vote them up.

Creative donkey name puns are a good way to give your new friend a name that everyone will love. Consider punny monikers like "Donkey Hotay" (get it?) or "Ferris Mueller" (for a mule). Other cute donkey names include "Hee-Haw," "Kong" (as in Donkey Kong), and "Wonky."

You could always go the Hollywood route with your donkey, with names like “Francis” (after the talking mule), “Gus” (from the Disney movie), “Benjamin” (from Orwell’s Animal Farm) and of course, “Eeyore,” one of the most beloved donkeys of all time.

If you decide on a name that's not on this list already, add it! You’ll be helping other new owners of donkeys and mules make their choices, too.

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Eeyore

2
267 158
Burrito

3
208 130
Poncho

4
174 127
Pedro

5
162 116

From Disney's "Gus"

6
118 137
Jack

7
105 130
Hee-Haw

8
107 145
Donkey

From "Shrek"

9
105 149
Ferris Mueller

10
61 84
Burro

11
82 118
Jenny

12
56 86
Benjamin

Orwell’s Animal Farm

13
24 34
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14
46 75
Dominick

15
50 83
Nestor

16
19 29
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17
47 79
Kong

18
64 112
AssAssin

19
38 76
Lefty

20
37 77
Wonky

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22 50
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22
48 104
Donkey Hotay

23
34 79

The Talking Mule

24
49 111
SmartAss

25
34 89
HaulAss

26
27 75

27
24 73
Jassack

28
19 73
Mr. Thomas

From "Narnia"