Living Funny Names to Give a Donkey  

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List Rules Vote up the funniest, cleverest names to give a donkey or mule.

Who wouldn’t love having a pet donkey? If you’re a lucky new owner and you’re looking for some funny donkey name ideas, this list of donkey names may prove quite helpful. Whether you’re going for classic, cool donkey names or clever donkey names, peruse the list, find the funniest or best options, and vote them up.

Creative donkey name puns are a good way to give your new friend a name that everyone will love. Consider punny monikers like "Donkey Hotay" (get it?) or "Ferris Mueller" (for a mule). Other cute donkey names include "Hee-Haw," "Kong" (as in Donkey Kong), and "Wonky."

You could always go the Hollywood route with your donkey, with names like “Francis” (after the talking mule), “Gus” (from the Disney movie), “Benjamin” (from Orwell’s Animal Farm) and of course, “Eeyore,” one of the most beloved donkeys of all time.

If you decide on a name that's not on this list already, add it! You’ll be helping other new owners of donkeys and mules make their choices, too.

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386 236
Eeyore

2
312 192
Burrito

3
242 163
Poncho

4
199 151

From Disney's "Gus"

5
187 152
Pedro

6
136 153
Jack

7
125 151
Hee-Haw

8
121 169
Ferris Mueller

9
124 174
Donkey

From "Shrek"

10
91 137
Jenny

11
69 101
Burro

12
31 42
pennyrider2005 added Oliv

13
35 52
pennyrider2005 added barthou-mule

14
64 103
Benjamin

Orwell’s Animal Farm

15
77 127
AssAssin

16
54 90
Kong

17
50 87
Dominick

18
54 97
Nestor

19
46 88
Wonky

20
43 88
Lefty

21
59 123
SmartAss

22
54 116
Donkey Hotay

23
26 63
kiymani_johnson added tete

24
39 92

The Talking Mule

25
40 100
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