Names Funny Names to Give a Donkey  

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List Rules Vote up the funniest, cleverest names to give a donkey or mule.

Who wouldn’t love having a pet donkey? If you’re a lucky new owner and you’re looking for some funny donkey name ideas, this list of donkey names may prove quite helpful. Whether you’re going for classic, cool donkey names or clever donkey names, peruse the list, find the funniest or best options, and vote them up.

Creative donkey name puns are a good way to give your new friend a name that everyone will love. Consider punny monikers like "Donkey Hotay" (get it?) or "Ferris Mueller" (for a mule). Other cute donkey names include "Hee-Haw," "Kong" (as in Donkey Kong), and "Wonky."

You could always go the Hollywood route with your donkey, with names like “Francis” (after the talking mule), “Gus” (from the Disney movie), “Benjamin” (from Orwell’s Animal Farm) and of course, “Eeyore,” one of the most beloved donkeys of all time.

If you decide on a name that's not on this list already, add it! You’ll be helping other new owners of donkeys and mules make their choices, too.

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Eeyore

2
255 156
Burrito

3
196 128
Poncho

4
155 113

From Disney's "Gus"

5
165 124
Pedro

6
112 135
Jack

7
102 128
Hee-Haw

8
103 142
Donkey

From "Shrek"

9
103 147
Ferris Mueller

10
79 116
Jenny

11
57 82
Burro

12
53 84
Benjamin

Orwell’s Animal Farm

13
20 31
pennyrider2005 added barthou-mule

14
17 26
pennyrider2005 added Oliv

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45 76
Kong

16
62 109
AssAssin

17
41 73
Dominick

18
45 82
Nestor

19
36 73
Lefty

20
35 74
Wonky

21
20 46
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45 99
Donkey Hotay

23
46 107
SmartAss

24
31 76

The Talking Mule

25
32 85
HaulAss

26
24 71

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22 68
Jassack

28
14 67
Mr. Thomas

From "Narnia"