Names Funny Names to Give a Donkey  

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List Rules Vote up the funniest, cleverest names to give a donkey or mule.

Who wouldn’t love having a pet donkey? If you’re a lucky new owner and you’re looking for some funny donkey name ideas, this list of donkey names may prove quite helpful. Whether you’re going for classic, cool donkey names or clever donkey names, peruse the list, find the funniest or best options, and vote them up.

Creative donkey name puns are a good way to give your new friend a name that everyone will love. Consider punny monikers like "Donkey Hotay" (get it?) or "Ferris Mueller" (for a mule). Other cute donkey names include "Hee-Haw," "Kong" (as in Donkey Kong), and "Wonky."

You could always go the Hollywood route with your donkey, with names like “Francis” (after the talking mule), “Gus” (from the Disney movie), “Benjamin” (from Orwell’s Animal Farm) and of course, “Eeyore,” one of the most beloved donkeys of all time.

If you decide on a name that's not on this list already, add it! You’ll be helping other new owners of donkeys and mules make their choices, too.

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Eeyore

2
300 187
Burrito

3
234 154
Poncho

4
186 143

From Disney's "Gus"

5
180 150
Pedro

6
132 149
Jack

7
119 149
Hee-Haw

8
117 166
Ferris Mueller

9
117 170
Donkey

From "Shrek"

10
88 133
Jenny

11
65 100
Burro

12
27 41
pennyrider2005 added Oliv

13
61 101
Benjamin

Orwell’s Animal Farm

14
32 50
pennyrider2005 added barthou-mule

15
73 123
AssAssin

16
50 89
Kong

17
52 95
Nestor

18
47 86
Dominick

19
43 87
Wonky

20
41 86
Lefty

21
55 121
SmartAss

22
51 114
Donkey Hotay

23
37 90

The Talking Mule

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23 61
kiymani_johnson added tete

25
37 98
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