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Funny Names to Give a Donkey

Updated May 2, 2020 15.8k votes 3.2k voters 100.2k views30 items

List RulesVote up the funniest, cleverest names to give a donkey or mule.

Who wouldn’t love having a pet donkey? If you’re a lucky new owner and you’re looking for some funny donkey name ideas, this list of donkey names may prove quite helpful. Whether you’re going for classic, cool donkey names or clever donkey names, peruse the list, find the funniest or best options, and vote them up.

Creative donkey name puns are a good way to give your new friend a name that everyone will love. Consider punny monikers like "Donkey Hotay" (get it?) or "Ferris Mueller" (for a mule). Other cute donkey names include "Hee-Haw," "Kong" (as in Donkey Kong), and "Wonky."

You could always go the Hollywood route with your donkey, with names like “Francis” (after the talking mule), “Gus” (from the Disney movie), “Benjamin” (from Orwell’s Animal Farm) and of course, “Eeyore,” one of the most beloved donkeys of all time.

If you decide on a name that's not on this list already, add it! You’ll be helping other new owners of donkeys and mules make their choices, too.

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    545

    Eeyore

  • 2
    795
    526

    Burrito

  • 3
    646
    456

    Poncho

  • 4
    579
    435

    Pedro

  • 5
    419
    348

    From Disney's "Gus"

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    314
    356

    Jack

  • 7
    358
    412

    Donkey

    From "Shrek"

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    28
    29

    Patch

  • 9
    166
    226

    barthou-mule

  • 10
    275
    380

    Hee-Haw

  • 11
    242
    343

    AssAssin

  • 12
    139
    198

    tete

  • 13
    197
    284

    Benjamin

    Orwell’s Animal Farm

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    220
    343

    Ferris Mueller

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    132
    211

    Oliv

  • 16
    200
    321

    Jenny

  • 17
    134
    220

    Wonky

  • 18
    177
    292

    SmartAss

  • 19
    148
    250

    Burro

  • 20
    125
    228

    Dominick

  • 21
    121
    224

    Kong

  • 22
    106
    207

    The Talking Mule

  • 23
    104
    239

    HaulAss

  • 24
    98
    227

    Nestor

  • 25
    101
    245

    Donkey Hotay

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List Rules: Vote up the funniest, cleverest names to give a donkey or mule.