"Please drink responsibly" might be one the toughest life slogans to follow because sometimes it's just really fun to go a little overboard with the bottle. Once alcohol takes control of the human brain the human is no longer in control, and that's when drunk news headlines start to write themselves. Drunk stories are easily the best stories because they involve people doing things that no sane or sober person would ever do. And there are few things as enjoyable as finding funny news stories about drunk people because headlines about drunk people are never not hilarious. Obviously, drinking and driving or doing anything unlawful while intoxicated is a serious issue and should not be taken lightly... but that doesn't mean you can't take a second to laugh at public drunkenness in private. That's okay.
Trainwreck of the Carribean