17 Drunk Texts You Wish You Got

Is there anything more delightful than waking up on a Saturday morning, looking at your phone, and thinking "wow, look at all these drunk texts I sent last night!" Though there are likely a few regrettable texts sent to your ex, mixed in with the horror are likely all kinds of funny drunk texts for which your friends will forever thank you (and never let you live down). The best of these have been archived forever throughout the Internet, as these screenshots of drunk texts from last night show.

The best drunk texts and funny drunk text messages are full of autocorrects, typos, interesting emoji choices, and all around hilarity ranging from kittens to dance moves, to Flo Rida. There is also no shortage of people who tie one on and spill their guts. Some profess their undying love, while others just need to know there’s someone out there who cares, and will hopefully pick them up as they aren't really sure how to get home right now.

Still others’ texts are so indecipherable, we have no idea what they’re saying. Whatever the reason, these people had the liquid courage to communicate in that moment and their drunk texts are a fun read.

Upvote the funniest and most ridiculous drunk texts below and remember that drunk texting is a dangerous (but usually hilarious) game.

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    Dragons LOVE Goose Water

    Dragons LOVE Goose Water
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    3,171 votes
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    Ready to Party, but Nowhere to Go

    2,684 votes
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    Okay, but What if He Really Was the Batman?

    Okay, but What if He Really Was the Batman?
    Photo: Wikimedia Commons / CC-BY
    2,687 votes
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    Can't See the Forest for the Alcohol

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    Kitten Is a Great Code Name for Beer Actually

    Kitten Is a Great Code Name for Beer Actually
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    Mom Always Makes Confessions After Some Chardinay

    Mom Always Makes Confessions After Some Chardinay
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    2,589 votes