Humor The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names  

Kel Varnsen
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List Rules Vote up the names that are sure to be a slam dunk with everyone in your fantasy basketball league!

This list is all about some of the best team names in fantasy sports. Fantasy sports are where it's at. It's like a video game, except it isn't. It's like playing a sport, except not at all. It's like gambling, except it isn't, but it kind of is. The point is that it's fun,  everybody is doing it, and it's something to do with your friends if you're completely bored.

The NBA has had its ups and downs, and so will your fantasy basketball team. It'll be frustrating. Basketball is a sport where anything can happen. Anybody can have a terrible night and ruin your whole fantasy mojo...or whatever. Injuries are frequent. Mid-season trades are commonplace. Honestly, trying to run a successful fantasy NBA team will undoubtedly prove to be a nightmare.

Though that might be the case, you can take some comfort in your team name, as long as you make it awesome. The following is a list of some really funny fantasy basketball team names. Vote for your favorites and be sure to add any hilarious names that aren't already on the list!

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Kobe Wan Kenobi is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
Kobe Wan Kenobi

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Those White Guys On The Bench is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
Those White Guys On The Bench

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Balls Deep is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
Balls Deep

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LeBrontourage is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
LeBrontourage

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Derrick Rose is Day-to-Day is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
Derrick Rose is Day-to-Day

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Dwayne Pass Me The Rock Johnso... is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
Dwayne Pass Me The Rock Johnson

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Shaq Fu is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
Shaq Fu

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Ball Penetration is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
Ball Penetration

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CP3-PO is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
CP3-PO

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Practice? is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
Practice?

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Magic's Johnson is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
Magic's Johnson

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Luol DAAAANNNNNG is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
Luol DAAAANNNNNG

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Kukoc For Cocoa Puffs is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
Kukoc For Cocoa Puffs

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Schrempf Cocktail is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
Schrempf Cocktail

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Brooklyn Nyets is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
Brooklyn Nyets

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Operation Mutumbo Drop is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
Operation Mutumbo Drop

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Lil' Penny is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
Lil' Penny

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The Pelicans. No, Seriously. T... is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
The Pelicans. No, Seriously. The Pelicans.

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Griffindor! is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
Griffindor!

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Chocolate Thunder is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
Chocolate Thunder

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Toronto Drakes is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
Toronto Drakes

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Michael Jordan's Flu Game is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
Michael Jordan's Flu Game

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Metta World Peace Pipe is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
Metta World Peace Pipe

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Game, Blouses is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
Game, Blouses

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Fat Shawn Kemp is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
Fat Shawn Kemp

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Tim Duncan's Country Bear Jamb... is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
Tim Duncan's Country Bear Jamboree

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Joakim Noah’s Arc is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
Joakim Noah’s Arc

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The Rim Shots is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
The Rim Shots

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Horny Hornacek is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
Horny Hornacek

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Ball, You, Man is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
Ball, You, Man

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The Vancouver Grizzles is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
The Vancouver Grizzles

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Ibaka Waka is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
Ibaka Waka

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Jesus Shuttlesworth is listed (or ranked) 33 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
Jesus Shuttlesworth

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Westbrook Baptist Church is listed (or ranked) 34 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
Westbrook Baptist Church

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Ron Harper? is listed (or ranked) 35 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
Ron Harper?

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Scottie Pippin is listed (or ranked) 36 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
Scottie Pippin

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Wilt's Angels is listed (or ranked) 37 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
Wilt's Angels

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The Short Shorts is listed (or ranked) 38 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
The Short Shorts

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Dennis Wrongman is listed (or ranked) 39 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
carlo-orca added Dennis Wrongman

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Dennis Wrongman is listed (or ranked) 40 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
carlo-orca added Dennis Wrongman

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The Seattle Super Awwwwwww is listed (or ranked) 41 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
The Seattle Super Awwwwwww

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Panda's Friend is listed (or ranked) 42 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
Panda's Friend