Humor The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names  

Kel Varnsen
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List Rules Vote up the names that are sure to be a slam dunk with everyone in your fantasy basketball league!

This list is all about some of the best team names in fantasy sports. Fantasy sports are where it's at. It's like a video game, except it isn't. It's like playing a sport, except not at all. It's like gambling, except it isn't, but it kind of is. The point is that it's fun,  everybody is doing it, and it's something to do with your friends if you're completely bored.

The NBA has had its ups and downs, and so will your fantasy basketball team. It'll be frustrating. Basketball is a sport where anything can happen. Anybody can have a terrible night and ruin your whole fantasy mojo...or whatever. Injuries are frequent. Mid-season trades are commonplace. Honestly, trying to run a successful fantasy NBA team will undoubtedly prove to be a nightmare.

Though that might be the case, you can take some comfort in your team name, as long as you make it awesome. The following is a list of some really funny fantasy basketball team names. Vote for your favorites and be sure to add any hilarious names that aren't already on the list!
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Kobe Wan Kenobi is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
Kobe Wan Kenobi

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Those White Guys On The Bench is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
Those White Guys On The Bench

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Balls Deep is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
Balls Deep

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LeBrontourage is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
LeBrontourage

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CP3-PO is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
CP3-PO

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Shaq Fu is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
Shaq Fu

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Derrick Rose is Day-to-Day is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
Derrick Rose is Day-to-Day

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Magic's Johnson is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
Magic's Johnson

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Practice? is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
Practice?

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Luol DAAAANNNNNG is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
Luol DAAAANNNNNG

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Operation Mutumbo Drop is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
Operation Mutumbo Drop

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Dwayne Pass Me The Rock Johnso... is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
Dwayne Pass Me The Rock Johnson

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Brooklyn Nyets is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
Brooklyn Nyets

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Ball Penetration is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
Ball Penetration

The Coolest Basketball Team Logos

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Lil' Penny is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
Lil' Penny

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Kukoc For Cocoa Puffs is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
Kukoc For Cocoa Puffs

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Chocolate Thunder is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
Chocolate Thunder

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Schrempf Cocktail is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
Schrempf Cocktail

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Griffindor! is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
Griffindor!

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The Pelicans. No, Seriously. T... is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
The Pelicans. No, Seriously. The Pelicans.

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Metta World Peace Pipe is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
Metta World Peace Pipe

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The Rim Shots is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
The Rim Shots

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Westbrook Baptist Church is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
Westbrook Baptist Church

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Joakim Noah’s Arc is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
Joakim Noah’s Arc

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5 12
The Short Shorts is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
The Short Shorts

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4 11
The Seattle Super Awwwwwww is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
The Seattle Super Awwwwwww

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Game, Blouses is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
Game, Blouses

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Toronto Drakes is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
Toronto Drakes

Kendall Jenner Loves and Hookups

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Ibaka Waka is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
Ibaka Waka

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Dennis Wrongman is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
carlo-orca added Dennis Wrongman

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4 12
Fat Shawn Kemp is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
Fat Shawn Kemp

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Ron Harper? is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
Ron Harper?

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Michael Jordan's Flu Game is listed (or ranked) 33 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
Michael Jordan's Flu Game

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4 13
Horny Hornacek is listed (or ranked) 34 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
Horny Hornacek

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Scottie Pippin is listed (or ranked) 35 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
Scottie Pippin

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6 17
Jesus Shuttlesworth is listed (or ranked) 36 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
Jesus Shuttlesworth

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7 19
Ball, You, Man is listed (or ranked) 37 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
Ball, You, Man

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4 15
Wilt's Angels is listed (or ranked) 38 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
Wilt's Angels

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6 18
The Vancouver Grizzles is listed (or ranked) 39 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
The Vancouver Grizzles

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3 13
Tim Duncan's Country Bear Jamb... is listed (or ranked) 40 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
Tim Duncan's Country Bear Jamboree

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Dennis Wrongman is listed (or ranked) 41 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
carlo-orca added Dennis Wrongman

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Panda's Friend is listed (or ranked) 42 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
Panda's Friend