Humor The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names  

Kel Varnsen
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List Rules Vote up the names that are sure to be a slam dunk with everyone in your fantasy basketball league!

This list is all about some of the best team names in fantasy sports. Fantasy sports are where it's at. It's like a video game, except it isn't. It's like playing a sport, except not at all. It's like gambling, except it isn't, but it kind of is. The point is that it's fun,  everybody is doing it, and it's something to do with your friends if you're completely bored.

The NBA has had its ups and downs, and so will your fantasy basketball team. It'll be frustrating. Basketball is a sport where anything can happen. Anybody can have a terrible night and ruin your whole fantasy mojo...or whatever. Injuries are frequent. Mid-season trades are commonplace. Honestly, trying to run a successful fantasy NBA team will undoubtedly prove to be a nightmare.

Though that might be the case, you can take some comfort in your team name, as long as you make it awesome. The following is a list of some really funny fantasy basketball team names. Vote for your favorites and be sure to add any hilarious names that aren't already on the list!
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Kobe Wan Kenobi is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
Kobe Wan Kenobi

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67 43
Those White Guys On The Bench is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
Those White Guys On The Bench

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64 51
Balls Deep is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
Balls Deep

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48 43
LeBrontourage is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
LeBrontourage

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26 25
Magic's Johnson is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
Magic's Johnson

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30 30
CP3-PO is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
CP3-PO

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32 33
Practice? is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
Practice?

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26 26
Shaq Fu is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
Shaq Fu

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34 36
Derrick Rose is Day-to-Day is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
Derrick Rose is Day-to-Day

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28 36
Ball Penetration is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
Ball Penetration

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26 36
Brooklyn Nyets is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
Brooklyn Nyets

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18 25
Operation Mutumbo Drop is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
Operation Mutumbo Drop

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25 35
Westbrook Baptist Church is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
Westbrook Baptist Church

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17 24
Griffindor! is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
Griffindor!

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23 33
Game, Blouses is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
Game, Blouses

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18 26
Kukoc For Cocoa Puffs is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
Kukoc For Cocoa Puffs

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13 19
Lil' Penny is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
Lil' Penny

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20 29
Dwayne Pass Me The Rock Johnso... is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
Dwayne Pass Me The Rock Johnson

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20 30
Luol DAAAANNNNNG is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
Luol DAAAANNNNNG

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15 23
Chocolate Thunder is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
Chocolate Thunder

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13 21
Ibaka Waka is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
Ibaka Waka

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9 16
The Rim Shots is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
The Rim Shots

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9 18
Fat Shawn Kemp is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
Fat Shawn Kemp

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9 18
The Seattle Super Awwwwwww is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
The Seattle Super Awwwwwww

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13 24
Joakim Noah’s Arc is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
Joakim Noah’s Arc

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15 27
Schrempf Cocktail is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
Schrempf Cocktail

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12 23
Jesus Shuttlesworth is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
Jesus Shuttlesworth

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10 21
Michael Jordan's Flu Game is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
Michael Jordan's Flu Game

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16 31
The Pelicans. No, Seriously. T... is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
The Pelicans. No, Seriously. The Pelicans.

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12 25
Metta World Peace Pipe is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
Metta World Peace Pipe

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8 19
Horny Hornacek is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
Horny Hornacek

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15 32
Toronto Drakes is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
Toronto Drakes

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6 19
The Short Shorts is listed (or ranked) 33 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
The Short Shorts

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6 19
Dennis Wrongman is listed (or ranked) 34 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
carlo-orca added Dennis Wrongman

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6 20
Wilt's Angels is listed (or ranked) 35 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
Wilt's Angels

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5 19
Tim Duncan's Country Bear Jamb... is listed (or ranked) 36 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
Tim Duncan's Country Bear Jamboree

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8 27
Ball, You, Man is listed (or ranked) 37 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
Ball, You, Man

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4 18
Ron Harper? is listed (or ranked) 38 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
Ron Harper?

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5 22
Panda's Friend is listed (or ranked) 39 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
Panda's Friend

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6 26
Scottie Pippin is listed (or ranked) 40 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
Scottie Pippin

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6 27
The Vancouver Grizzles is listed (or ranked) 41 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
The Vancouver Grizzles