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The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names 

Kel Varnsen
Updated June 14, 2019 3.1k votes 748 voters 54.1k views 41 items

List Rules Vote up the names that are sure to be a slam dunk with everyone in your fantasy basketball league!

This list is all about some of the best team names in fantasy sports. Fantasy sports are where it's at. It's like a video game, except it isn't. It's like playing a sport, except not at all. It's like gambling, except it isn't, but it kind of is. The point is that it's fun, everybody is doing it, and it's something to do with your friends if you're completely bored. So, if you're looking for some funny fantasy basketball names for your team this NBA season, you'll find some great choices here.

The NBA has had its ups and downs, and so will your fantasy basketball team. It'll be frustrating. Basketball is a sport where anything can happen. Anybody can have a terrible night and ruin your whole fantasy mojo...or whatever. Injuries are frequent. Mid-season trades are commonplace. Honestly, trying to run a successful fantasy NBA team will undoubtedly prove to be a nightmare.

Though that might be the case, you can take some comfort in your team name, as long as you make it awesome. The following is a list of some really funny fantasy basketball team names. Vote for your favorites and be sure to add any hilarious names that aren't already on the list!

list ordered by
1
Balls Deep
2
Kobe Wan Kenobi
3
Those White Guys On The Bench
4
Magic's Johnson
5
LeBrontourage
6
Practice?
7
Ball Penetration
8
Derrick Rose is Day-to-Day
9
Shaq Fu
10
CP3-PO
11
Westbrook Baptist Church
12
Griffindor!
13
The Rim Shots
14
Dwayne Pass Me The Rock Johnson
15
Chocolate Thunder
16
Operation Mutumbo Drop
17
Metta World Peace Pipe
18
Luol DAAAANNNNNG
19
Lil' Penny
20
Kukoc For Cocoa Puffs
21
Game, Blouses
22
Brooklyn Nyets
23
Schrempf Cocktail
24
Jesus Shuttlesworth
25
Horny Hornacek