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The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names  

Kel Varnsen
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List Rules Vote up the names that are sure to be a slam dunk with everyone in your fantasy basketball league!

This list is all about some of the best team names in fantasy sports. Fantasy sports are where it's at. It's like a video game, except it isn't. It's like playing a sport, except not at all. It's like gambling, except it isn't, but it kind of is. The point is that it's fun, everybody is doing it, and it's something to do with your friends if you're completely bored. So, if you're looking for some funny fantasy basketball names for your team this NBA season, you'll find some great choices here.

The NBA has had its ups and downs, and so will your fantasy basketball team. It'll be frustrating. Basketball is a sport where anything can happen. Anybody can have a terrible night and ruin your whole fantasy mojo...or whatever. Injuries are frequent. Mid-season trades are commonplace. Honestly, trying to run a successful fantasy NBA team will undoubtedly prove to be a nightmare.

Though that might be the case, you can take some comfort in your team name, as long as you make it awesome. The following is a list of some really funny fantasy basketball team names. Vote for your favorites and be sure to add any hilarious names that aren't already on the list!

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Balls Deep is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
Balls Deep
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Kobe Wan Kenobi is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
Kobe Wan Kenobi
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Those White Guys On The Bench is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
Those White Guys On The Bench
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Magic's Johnson is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
Magic's Johnson
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LeBrontourage is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
LeBrontourage
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Shaq Fu is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
Shaq Fu
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Practice? is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
Practice?
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CP3-PO is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
CP3-PO
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Ball Penetration is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
Ball Penetration
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Derrick Rose is Day-to-Day is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
Derrick Rose is Day-to-Day
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Griffindor! is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
Griffindor!
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Chocolate Thunder is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
Chocolate Thunder
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Westbrook Baptist Church is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
Westbrook Baptist Church
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Operation Mutumbo Drop is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
Operation Mutumbo Drop
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Kukoc For Cocoa Puffs is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
Kukoc For Cocoa Puffs
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Brooklyn Nyets is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
Brooklyn Nyets
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Luol DAAAANNNNNG is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
Luol DAAAANNNNNG
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Dwayne Pass Me The Rock Johnso... is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
Dwayne Pass Me The Rock Johnson
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Metta World Peace Pipe is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
Metta World Peace Pipe
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Game, Blouses is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
Game, Blouses
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Lil' Penny is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
Lil' Penny
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The Rim Shots is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
The Rim Shots
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Schrempf Cocktail is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
Schrempf Cocktail
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Horny Hornacek is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
Horny Hornacek
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Jesus Shuttlesworth is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
Jesus Shuttlesworth