Humor The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names  

Kel Varnsen
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List Rules Vote up the names that are sure to be a slam dunk with everyone in your fantasy basketball league!

This list is all about some of the best team names in fantasy sports. Fantasy sports are where it's at. It's like a video game, except it isn't. It's like playing a sport, except not at all. It's like gambling, except it isn't, but it kind of is. The point is that it's fun, everybody is doing it, and it's something to do with your friends if you're completely bored. So, if you're looking for some funny fantasy basketball names for your team this NBA season, you'll find some great choices here.

The NBA has had its ups and downs, and so will your fantasy basketball team. It'll be frustrating. Basketball is a sport where anything can happen. Anybody can have a terrible night and ruin your whole fantasy mojo...or whatever. Injuries are frequent. Mid-season trades are commonplace. Honestly, trying to run a successful fantasy NBA team will undoubtedly prove to be a nightmare.

Though that might be the case, you can take some comfort in your team name, as long as you make it awesome. The following is a list of some really funny fantasy basketball team names. Vote for your favorites and be sure to add any hilarious names that aren't already on the list!

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Kobe Wan Kenobi is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
Kobe Wan Kenobi

2
78 50
Those White Guys On The Bench is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
Those White Guys On The Bench

3
79 60
Balls Deep is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
Balls Deep

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36 29
Magic's Johnson is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
Magic's Johnson

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54 50
LeBrontourage is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
LeBrontourage

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38 42
Derrick Rose is Day-to-Day is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
Derrick Rose is Day-to-Day

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33 36
CP3-PO is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
CP3-PO

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36 40
Practice? is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
Practice?

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30 34
Shaq Fu is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
Shaq Fu

10
23 29
Griffindor! is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
Griffindor!

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22 29
Kukoc For Cocoa Puffs is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
Kukoc For Cocoa Puffs

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31 42
Ball Penetration is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
Ball Penetration

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30 42
Westbrook Baptist Church is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
Westbrook Baptist Church

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30 42
Brooklyn Nyets is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
Brooklyn Nyets

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20 30
Operation Mutumbo Drop is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
Operation Mutumbo Drop

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24 36
Luol DAAAANNNNNG is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
Luol DAAAANNNNNG

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21 34
Dwayne Pass Me The Rock Johnso... is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
Dwayne Pass Me The Rock Johnson

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25 40
Game, Blouses is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
Game, Blouses

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16 27
Chocolate Thunder is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
Chocolate Thunder

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14 24
Lil' Penny is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
Lil' Penny

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17 30
Schrempf Cocktail is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
Schrempf Cocktail

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11 21
The Rim Shots is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
The Rim Shots

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15 28
Metta World Peace Pipe is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
Metta World Peace Pipe

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10 21
Fat Shawn Kemp is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
Fat Shawn Kemp

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14 28
Jesus Shuttlesworth is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
Jesus Shuttlesworth

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10 22
The Seattle Super Awwwwwww is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
The Seattle Super Awwwwwww

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13 27
Ibaka Waka is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
Ibaka Waka

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18 35
The Pelicans. No, Seriously. T... is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
The Pelicans. No, Seriously. The Pelicans.

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11 24
Michael Jordan's Flu Game is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
Michael Jordan's Flu Game

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13 28
Joakim Noah’s Arc is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
Joakim Noah’s Arc

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9 22
Horny Hornacek is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
Horny Hornacek

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9 22
Wilt's Angels is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
Wilt's Angels

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15 35
Toronto Drakes is listed (or ranked) 33 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
Toronto Drakes

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6 22
Dennis Wrongman is listed (or ranked) 34 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
carlo-orca added Dennis Wrongman

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6 22
The Short Shorts is listed (or ranked) 35 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
The Short Shorts

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9 29
Ball, You, Man is listed (or ranked) 36 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
Ball, You, Man

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5 22
Tim Duncan's Country Bear Jamb... is listed (or ranked) 37 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
Tim Duncan's Country Bear Jamboree

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8 30
Scottie Pippin is listed (or ranked) 38 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
Scottie Pippin

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7 31
The Vancouver Grizzles is listed (or ranked) 39 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
The Vancouver Grizzles

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4 22
Ron Harper? is listed (or ranked) 40 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
Ron Harper?

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5 26
Panda's Friend is listed (or ranked) 41 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names
Panda's Friend