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Winter Sports The Funniest Fantasy Hockey Team Names  

Kel Varnsen
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List Rules Vote up the best names for your fantasy hockey team or add some if you don't see your favorites already.

Fantasy Football gets most of the attention in the cultural zeitgeist, but you know what's also a thing? Fantasy hockey. And hockey is awesome. Why is hockey awesome? It's extremely fast. Every play is a potential scoring play. You can fight people (though not as much any more... but still). And it's a sport on ice.

Also, fantasy hockey is great because you don't have to worry as much about injuries ruining your team or league. NHL players get hurt just as much as NFL players, but hockey players just play any way, because they're all sort of insane. They play a game where you are allowed to just drop gloves and fight. Or ram somebody into plexiglass with complete disregard for their well-being. Also...it's on ice.

If you play fantasy hockey, you're going to need a fantasy hockey team name that is just as rad as the players on your team. The following is a list of some funny fantasy hockey team names. Vote for your favorites! Drop the puck!

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Double Penner Tration is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Hockey Team Names
Double Penner Tration

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Oshie's Eleven is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Hockey Team Names
Oshie's Eleven

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Vanek! at the Disco is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Hockey Team Names
Vanek! at the Disco

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Eberle Hills 90210 is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Hockey Team Names
Eberle Hills 90210

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Doughty Little Secret is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Hockey Team Names
Doughty Little Secret

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Five For Fighting is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Hockey Team Names
Five For Fighting

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Baby's Got Backlund is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Hockey Team Names
Baby's Got Backlund

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Moves Like Jagr is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Hockey Team Names
Moves Like Jagr

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No Sticks Attached is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Hockey Team Names
No Sticks Attached

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Skates On A Plane is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Hockey Team Names
Skates On A Plane

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Bros Before Hossers is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Hockey Team Names
Bros Before Hossers

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2 Goalies 1 Puck is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Hockey Team Names
2 Goalies 1 Puck

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I'm Bettman is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Hockey Team Names
I'm Bettman

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Pepe Lemieux is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Hockey Team Names
Pepe Lemieux

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Bettman Returns is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Hockey Team Names
Bettman Returns

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Oshie Can You See is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Hockey Team Names
Oshie Can You See

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Puck You is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Hockey Team Names
Puck You

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The Crosby Show is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Hockey Team Names
The Crosby Show

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5 4
Gordon Bombay is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Hockey Team Names
Gordon Bombay

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5 4
The Kessel Run is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Hockey Team Names
The Kessel Run

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Blades of Glory is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Hockey Team Names
Blades of Glory

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Straight Ottawa Compton is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Hockey Team Names
Straight Ottawa Compton

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In it to Vinik is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Hockey Team Names
AdamGillen added In it to Vinik

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Toothless Aggression is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Hockey Team Names
Toothless Aggression

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The High Sticks is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Hockey Team Names
The High Sticks