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Kel Varnsen
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List Rules Vote up the best names for your fantasy hockey team or add some if you don't see your favorites already.

Fantasy Football sget most of the attention in the cultural zeitgeist, but you know what's also a thing? Fantasy hockey. And hockey is awesome. Why is hockey awesome? It's extremely fast. Every play is a potential scoring play. You can fight people (though not as much any more... but still). And it's a sport on ice.

Also, fantasy hockey is great because you don't have to worry as much about injuries ruining your team or league. NHL players get hurt just as much as NFL players, but hockey players just play any way, because they're all sort of insane. They play a game where you are allowed to just drop gloves and fight. Or ram somebody into plexiglass with complete disregard for their well-being. Also...it's on ice.

If you play fantasy hockey, you're going to need a fantasy hockey team name that is just as rad as the players on your team. The following is a list of some funny fantasy hockey team names. Vote for your favorites! Drop the puck!

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Skates On A Plane is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Hockey Team Names
Skates On A Plane

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Canada's Finest is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Hockey Team Names
Canada's Finest

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Five For Fighting is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Hockey Team Names
Five For Fighting

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Vanek! at the Disco is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Hockey Team Names
Vanek! at the Disco

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The Crosby Show is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Hockey Team Names
The Crosby Show

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Puck You is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Hockey Team Names
Puck You

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Pepe Lemieux is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Hockey Team Names
Pepe Lemieux

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Icing On The Cake is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Hockey Team Names
Icing On The Cake

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No Sticks Attached is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Hockey Team Names
No Sticks Attached

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Face/Off is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Hockey Team Names
Face/Off

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Bettman Returns is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Hockey Team Names
Bettman Returns

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Eberle Hills 90210 is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Hockey Team Names
Eberle Hills 90210

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Toothless Aggression is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Hockey Team Names
Toothless Aggression

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I'm Bettman is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Hockey Team Names
I'm Bettman

The Funniest Hockey Team Names Ever

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The High Sticks is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Hockey Team Names
The High Sticks

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Oshie's Eleven is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Hockey Team Names
Oshie's Eleven

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The Imaginary New York Rangers is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Hockey Team Names
The Imaginary New York Rangers

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Thin Blue Line is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Hockey Team Names
Thin Blue Line

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The Miracle On The Internet is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Hockey Team Names
The Miracle On The Internet

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The Hartford Whalers is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Hockey Team Names
The Hartford Whalers

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2 Goalies 1 Puck is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Hockey Team Names
2 Goalies 1 Puck

The Most Satisfying Game of Thrones Deaths

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Oshie Can You See is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Hockey Team Names
Oshie Can You See

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Doughty Little Secret is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Hockey Team Names
Doughty Little Secret

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Baby's Got Backlund is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Hockey Team Names
Baby's Got Backlund

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Gordon Bombay is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Hockey Team Names
Gordon Bombay

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Double Penner Tration is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Hockey Team Names
Double Penner Tration

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The Kessel Run is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Hockey Team Names
The Kessel Run

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Slap Shot 2: Breaking The Ice is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Hockey Team Names
Slap Shot 2: Breaking The Ice

The Best Hockey Movies

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The San Jose Farts is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Hockey Team Names
The San Jose Farts

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Bros Before Hossers is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Hockey Team Names
Bros Before Hossers

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Blades of Glory is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Hockey Team Names
Blades of Glory

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Semyon is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Hockey Team Names
Semyon

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Moves Like Jagr is listed (or ranked) 33 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Hockey Team Names
Moves Like Jagr

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In it to Vinik is listed (or ranked) 34 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Hockey Team Names
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The Goons is listed (or ranked) 35 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Hockey Team Names
The Goons

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Freeeeeeeeeeze is listed (or ranked) 36 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Hockey Team Names
Freeeeeeeeeeze

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Straight Ottawa Compton is listed (or ranked) 37 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Hockey Team Names
Straight Ottawa Compton

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Urbom Cowboy is listed (or ranked) 38 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Hockey Team Names
Urbom Cowboy

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Callahan Auto Parts is listed (or ranked) 39 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Hockey Team Names
Callahan Auto Parts

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Chill Out is listed (or ranked) 40 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Hockey Team Names
Chill Out

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Dropping the Gloves is listed (or ranked) 41 on the list The Funniest Fantasy Hockey Team Names
Dropping the Gloves