Names Funny Names to Give a Ferret  

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Aww, ferrets are awesome! If you’ve just gotten a new pet ferret and need some funny ferret name ideas, this list is a great place to start. You’ll find clever ferret names, cool ferret names, and, of course, cute ferret names.

Some of the very best ferret names are as adorable as they are creative. Here, you’ll find options like "Noodle," "Bandit," "Fuzzy Wuzzy," and "Slinky." For some other pet ferret names, why not go with "Little Weasel" or "Fretti" - it means "ferret" in Dutch.

If you’re hoping to give your new little buddy a super cool name, try some punny ferret names, like “Will Ferret,” “Farrah Ferret,” “Colin Ferrit,” or even “Ferret Bueller.” He’d be a cool ferret, for sure.

What about tying in a little Hollywood to your ferret’s name? “Weasley” would be perfect (as in the Weasleys from Harry Potter), and “Podo” and “Kodo” were both in Beast Master. And another Potter reference: Draco got turned into a ferret briefly, so why not “Draco Ferret”?

If none of the names on this list strike you as an immediate name choice, don’t despair. Spend some time with your new ferret. Sometimes it takes a little while for their ferret personalities to develop. Bookmark this list for later - but be sure to vote your favorites up before you go!

list ordered by

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155 84
Bandit

2
150 88
Noodle

3
119 84
Slinky

4
106 98
Weasley

5
25 15
lolhehe added Niffler

6
21 13
lolhehe added Kibbles

7
65 93
Fuzzy Wuzzy

8
61 97
Kodo

9
72 121
Will Ferret

10
48 95
Carpet Shark

11
53 111
Ferret Bueller

12
5 11
superchupachannel added Ottery Ferretface

This is a funny name for ferret because otters are in the same 'family' and Ferretface is just so kid-like.

13
8 19
lolhehe added Cylus

14
5 17
pirateshipper added Amy Ferret Fowler

15
29 76
Matias Ampuero Nuñez added Living Scarf

16
30 84
Pan

17
34 94
Podo

18
28 90
Fretti

19
26 93
The Dude

20
25 91
Ferret Wheel

21
20 78
Draco Ferret

22
3 19
pirateshipper added Weasely Crusher

23
20 79
Duncan McFerret

24
22 86
Little Weasel

25
17 72
HannahPeterson added butt

26
16 77
Renaissance Ferret

27
17 81
Farrah Ferret

28
12 78
Rodolfo

29
13 83
Ferret Jacques

30
13 84
Colin Ferret

31
14 100
Rat Face