Names Funny Names to Give a Ferret  

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Aww, ferrets are awesome! If you’ve just gotten a new pet ferret and need some funny ferret name ideas, this list is a great place to start. You’ll find clever ferret names, cool ferret names, and, of course, cute ferret names.

Some of the very best ferret names are as adorable as they are creative. Here, you’ll find options like "Noodle," "Bandit," "Fuzzy Wuzzy," and "Slinky." For some other pet ferret names, why not go with "Little Weasel" or "Fretti" - it means "ferret" in Dutch.

If you’re hoping to give your new little buddy a super cool name, try some punny ferret names, like “Will Ferret,” “Farrah Ferret,” “Colin Ferrit,” or even “Ferret Bueller.” He’d be a cool ferret, for sure.

What about tying in a little Hollywood to your ferret’s name? “Weasley” would be perfect (as in the Weasleys from Harry Potter), and “Podo” and “Kodo” were both in Beast Master. And another Potter reference: Draco got turned into a ferret briefly, so why not “Draco Ferret”?

If none of the names on this list strike you as an immediate name choice, don’t despair. Spend some time with your new ferret. Sometimes it takes a little while for their ferret personalities to develop. Bookmark this list for later - but be sure to vote your favorites up before you go!

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125 64
Bandit

2
120 66
Noodle

3
92 63
Slinky

4
83 72
Weasley

5
56 75
Fuzzy Wuzzy

6
54 77
Kodo

7
59 100
Will Ferret

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6 2
lolhehe added Kibbles

9
6 3
lolhehe added Niffler

10
38 75
Carpet Shark

11
3 4
lolhehe added Cylus

12
43 93
Ferret Bueller

13
32 75
Podo

14
21 56
Matias Ampuero Nuñez added Living Scarf

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24 67
Pan

16
23 70
The Dude

17
24 73
Fretti

18
12 48
HannahPeterson added butt

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17 65
Duncan McFerret

20
16 62
Draco Ferret

21
19 72
Ferret Wheel

22
16 70
Little Weasel

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14 65
Farrah Ferret

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12 62
Renaissance Ferret

25
12 62
Rodolfo

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12 67
Ferret Jacques

27
14 80
Rat Face

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11 71
Colin Ferret