Names Funny Names to Give a Ferret  

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Aww, ferrets are awesome! If you’ve just gotten a new pet ferret and need some funny ferret name ideas, this list is a great place to start. You’ll find clever ferret names, cool ferret names, and, of course, cute ferret names.

Some of the very best ferret names are as adorable as they are creative. Here, you’ll find options like "Noodle," "Bandit," "Fuzzy Wuzzy," and "Slinky." For some other pet ferret names, why not go with "Little Weasel" or "Fretti" - it means "ferret" in Dutch.

If you’re hoping to give your new little buddy a super cool name, try some punny ferret names, like “Will Ferret,” “Farrah Ferret,” “Colin Ferrit,” or even “Ferret Bueller.” He’d be a cool ferret, for sure.

What about tying in a little Hollywood to your ferret’s name? “Weasley” would be perfect (as in the Weasleys from Harry Potter), and “Podo” and “Kodo” were both in Beast Master. And another Potter reference: Draco got turned into a ferret briefly, so why not “Draco Ferret”?

If none of the names on this list strike you as an immediate name choice, don’t despair. Spend some time with your new ferret. Sometimes it takes a little while for their ferret personalities to develop. Bookmark this list for later - but be sure to vote your favorites up before you go!

list ordered by

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143 75
Bandit

2
136 79
Noodle

3
104 78
Slinky

4
98 84
Weasley

5
17 6
lolhehe added Kibbles

6
19 10
lolhehe added Niffler

7
64 82
Fuzzy Wuzzy

8
59 87
Kodo

9
68 111
Will Ferret

10
3 2
superchupachannel added Ottery Ferretface This is a funny name for ferret because otters are in the same 'family' and Ferretface is just so kid-like.

11
45 87
Carpet Shark

12
49 103
Ferret Bueller

13
6 13
lolhehe added Cylus

14
3 7
pirateshipper added Amy Ferret Fowler

15
3 9
pirateshipper added Weasely Crusher

16
34 84
Podo

17
29 76
Pan

18
25 68
Matias Ampuero Nuñez added Living Scarf

19
28 81
Fretti

20
26 82
The Dude

21
25 81
Ferret Wheel

22
21 76
Little Weasel

23
19 71
Duncan McFerret

24
15 61
HannahPeterson added butt

25
17 70
Draco Ferret

26
16 69
Renaissance Ferret

27
16 73
Farrah Ferret

28
12 69
Rodolfo

29
13 74
Ferret Jacques

30
13 76
Colin Ferret

31
14 91
Rat Face