Animals Funny Names to Give a Ferret  

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Aww, ferrets are awesome! If you’ve just gotten a new pet ferret and need some funny ferret name ideas, this list is a great place to start. You’ll find clever ferret names, cool ferret names, and, of course, cute ferret names.

Some of the very best ferret names are as adorable as they are creative. Here, you’ll find options like "Noodle," "Bandit," "Fuzzy Wuzzy," and "Slinky." For some other pet ferret names, why not go with "Little Weasel" or "Fretti" - it means "ferret" in Dutch.

If you’re hoping to give your new little buddy a super cool name, try some punny ferret names, like “Will Ferret,” “Farrah Ferret,” “Colin Ferrit,” or even “Ferret Bueller.” He’d be a cool ferret, for sure.

What about tying in a little Hollywood to your ferret’s name? “Weasley” would be perfect (as in the Weasleys from Harry Potter), and “Podo” and “Kodo” were both in Beast Master. And another Potter reference: Draco got turned into a ferret briefly, so why not “Draco Ferret”?

If none of the names on this list strike you as an immediate name choice, don’t despair. Spend some time with your new ferret. Sometimes it takes a little while for their ferret personalities to develop. Bookmark this list for later - but be sure to vote your favorites up before you go!

list ordered by

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182 100
Bandit

2
184 104
Noodle

3
149 94
Slinky

4
122 115
Weasley

5
44 26
lolhehe added Niffler

6
32 25
lolhehe added Kibbles

7
73 110
Fuzzy Wuzzy

8
71 113
Kodo

9
84 139
Will Ferret

10
56 108
Carpet Shark

11
64 127
Ferret Bueller

12
14 30
lolhehe added Cylus

13
12 32
pirateshipper added Amy Ferret Fowler

14
36 91
Matias Ampuero Nuñez added Living Scarf

15
35 98
Pan

16
7 26
superchupachannel added Ottery Ferretface

This is a funny name for ferret because otters are in the same 'family' and Ferretface is just so kid-like.

17
37 109
Podo

18
31 109
The Dude

19
30 106
Fretti

20
7 35
pirateshipper added Weasely Crusher

21
26 102
Little Weasel

22
23 95
Draco Ferret

23
27 109
Ferret Wheel

24
22 97
Duncan McFerret

25
19 89
Renaissance Ferret