Names Funny Names to Give a Ferret  

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Aww, ferrets are awesome! If you’ve just gotten a new pet ferret and need some funny ferret name ideas, this list is a great place to start. You’ll find clever ferret names, cool ferret names, and, of course, cute ferret names.

Some of the very best ferret names are as adorable as they are creative. Here, you’ll find options like "Noodle," "Bandit," "Fuzzy Wuzzy," and "Slinky." For some other pet ferret names, why not go with "Little Weasel" or "Fretti" - it means "ferret" in Dutch.

If you’re hoping to give your new little buddy a super cool name, try some punny ferret names, like “Will Ferret,” “Farrah Ferret,” “Colin Ferrit,” or even “Ferret Bueller.” He’d be a cool ferret, for sure.

What about tying in a little Hollywood to your ferret’s name? “Weasley” would be perfect (as in the Weasleys from Harry Potter), and “Podo” and “Kodo” were both in Beast Master. And another Potter reference: Draco got turned into a ferret briefly, so why not “Draco Ferret”?

If none of the names on this list strike you as an immediate name choice, don’t despair. Spend some time with your new ferret. Sometimes it takes a little while for their ferret personalities to develop. Bookmark this list for later - but be sure to vote your favorites up before you go!

list ordered by

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151 77
Bandit

2
142 84
Noodle

3
112 80
Slinky

4
101 90
Weasley

5
22 12
lolhehe added Niffler

6
19 9
lolhehe added Kibbles

7
64 87
Fuzzy Wuzzy

8
60 91
Kodo

9
69 117
Will Ferret

10
52 106
Ferret Bueller

11
45 92
Carpet Shark

12
4 7
superchupachannel added Ottery Ferretface

This is a funny name for ferret because otters are in the same 'family' and Ferretface is just so kid-like.

13
5 11
pirateshipper added Amy Ferret Fowler

14
7 16
lolhehe added Cylus

15
27 71
Matias Ampuero Nuñez added Living Scarf

16
34 88
Podo

17
3 13
pirateshipper added Weasely Crusher

18
29 80
Pan

19
28 85
Fretti

20
26 87
The Dude

21
25 85
Ferret Wheel

22
17 64
HannahPeterson added butt

23
22 79
Little Weasel

24
19 73
Draco Ferret

25
19 75
Duncan McFerret

26
16 72
Renaissance Ferret

27
16 77
Farrah Ferret

28
12 73
Rodolfo

29
13 78
Ferret Jacques

30
13 80
Colin Ferret

31
14 94
Rat Face