Names Funny Names to Give a Ferret  

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Aww, ferrets are awesome! If you’ve just gotten a new pet ferret and need some funny ferret name ideas, this list is a great place to start. You’ll find clever ferret names, cool ferret names, and, of course, cute ferret names.

Some of the very best ferret names are as adorable as they are creative. Here, you’ll find options like "Noodle," "Bandit," "Fuzzy Wuzzy," and "Slinky." For some other pet ferret names, why not go with "Little Weasel" or "Fretti" - it means "ferret" in Dutch.

If you’re hoping to give your new little buddy a super cool name, try some punny ferret names, like “Will Ferret,” “Farrah Ferret,” “Colin Ferrit,” or even “Ferret Bueller.” He’d be a cool ferret, for sure.

What about tying in a little Hollywood to your ferret’s name? “Weasley” would be perfect (as in the Weasleys from Harry Potter), and “Podo” and “Kodo” were both in Beast Master. And another Potter reference: Draco got turned into a ferret briefly, so why not “Draco Ferret”?

If none of the names on this list strike you as an immediate name choice, don’t despair. Spend some time with your new ferret. Sometimes it takes a little while for their ferret personalities to develop. Bookmark this list for later - but be sure to vote your favorites up before you go!

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131 70
Bandit

2
126 71
Noodle

3
98 70
Slinky

4
89 78
Weasley

5
59 80
Fuzzy Wuzzy

6
13 7
lolhehe added Niffler

7
55 83
Kodo

8
11 5
lolhehe added Kibbles

9
63 108
Will Ferret

10
43 83
Carpet Shark

11
5 10
lolhehe added Cylus

12
46 101
Ferret Bueller

13
2 5
pirateshipper added Amy Ferret Fowler

14
2 6
pirateshipper added Weasely Crusher

15
33 81
Podo

16
29 73
Pan

17
24 65
Matias Ampuero Nuñez added Living Scarf

18
27 78
Fretti

19
25 78
The Dude

20
15 57
HannahPeterson added butt

21
18 70
Duncan McFerret

22
20 80
Ferret Wheel

23
16 68
Draco Ferret

24
18 75
Little Weasel

25
14 67
Renaissance Ferret

26
15 71
Farrah Ferret

27
12 67
Rodolfo

28
13 73
Ferret Jacques

29
12 76
Colin Ferret

30
14 89
Rat Face