Names Funny Names to Give a Ferret  

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Aww, ferrets are awesome! If you’ve just gotten a new pet ferret and need some funny ferret name ideas, this list is a great place to start. You’ll find clever ferret names, cool ferret names, and, of course, cute ferret names.

Some of the very best ferret names are as adorable as they are creative. Here, you’ll find options like "Noodle," "Bandit," "Fuzzy Wuzzy," and "Slinky." For some other pet ferret names, why not go with "Little Weasel" or "Fretti" - it means "ferret" in Dutch.

If you’re hoping to give your new little buddy a super cool name, try some punny ferret names, like “Will Ferret,” “Farrah Ferret,” “Colin Ferrit,” or even “Ferret Bueller.” He’d be a cool ferret, for sure.

What about tying in a little Hollywood to your ferret’s name? “Weasley” would be perfect (as in the Weasleys from Harry Potter), and “Podo” and “Kodo” were both in Beast Master. And another Potter reference: Draco got turned into a ferret briefly, so why not “Draco Ferret”?

If none of the names on this list strike you as an immediate name choice, don’t despair. Spend some time with your new ferret. Sometimes it takes a little while for their ferret personalities to develop. Bookmark this list for later - but be sure to vote your favorites up before you go!

list ordered by

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176 98
Bandit

2
177 100
Noodle

3
144 91
Slinky

4
121 110
Weasley

5
40 24
lolhehe added Niffler

6
30 23
lolhehe added Kibbles

7
72 107
Fuzzy Wuzzy

8
69 111
Kodo

9
82 136
Will Ferret

10
54 105
Carpet Shark

11
63 125
Ferret Bueller

12
13 29
lolhehe added Cylus

13
35 88
Matias Ampuero Nuñez added Living Scarf

14
10 30
pirateshipper added Amy Ferret Fowler

15
7 24
superchupachannel added Ottery Ferretface

This is a funny name for ferret because otters are in the same 'family' and Ferretface is just so kid-like.

16
35 96
Pan

17
36 107
Podo

18
30 104
Fretti

19
30 106
The Dude

20
26 98
Little Weasel

21
27 105
Ferret Wheel

22
6 33
pirateshipper added Weasely Crusher

23
23 95
HannahPeterson added butt

24
22 92
Draco Ferret

25
22 94
Duncan McFerret