Names Funny Names to Give a Ferret  

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Aww, ferrets are awesome! If you’ve just gotten a new pet ferret and need some funny ferret name ideas, this list is a great place to start. You’ll find clever ferret names, cool ferret names, and, of course, cute ferret names.

Some of the very best ferret names are as adorable as they are creative. Here, you’ll find options like "Noodle," "Bandit," "Fuzzy Wuzzy," and "Slinky." For some other pet ferret names, why not go with "Little Weasel" or "Fretti" - it means "ferret" in Dutch.

If you’re hoping to give your new little buddy a super cool name, try some punny ferret names, like “Will Ferret,” “Farrah Ferret,” “Colin Ferrit,” or even “Ferret Bueller.” He’d be a cool ferret, for sure.

What about tying in a little Hollywood to your ferret’s name? “Weasley” would be perfect (as in the Weasleys from Harry Potter), and “Podo” and “Kodo” were both in Beast Master. And another Potter reference: Draco got turned into a ferret briefly, so why not “Draco Ferret”?

If none of the names on this list strike you as an immediate name choice, don’t despair. Spend some time with your new ferret. Sometimes it takes a little while for their ferret personalities to develop. Bookmark this list for later - but be sure to vote your favorites up before you go!

list ordered by

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149 77
Bandit

2
141 83
Noodle

3
110 80
Slinky

4
99 90
Weasley

5
21 12
lolhehe added Niffler

6
18 9
lolhehe added Kibbles

7
64 86
Fuzzy Wuzzy

8
59 91
Kodo

9
69 116
Will Ferret

10
45 91
Carpet Shark

11
4 6
superchupachannel added Ottery Ferretface

This is a funny name for ferret because otters are in the same 'family' and Ferretface is just so kid-like.

12
51 106
Ferret Bueller

13
5 10
pirateshipper added Amy Ferret Fowler

14
7 15
lolhehe added Cylus

15
3 12
pirateshipper added Weasely Crusher

16
34 87
Podo

17
26 71
Matias Ampuero Nuñez added Living Scarf

18
29 79
Pan

19
28 84
Fretti

20
26 85
The Dude

21
25 84
Ferret Wheel

22
17 63
HannahPeterson added butt

23
21 78
Little Weasel

24
19 74
Duncan McFerret

25
18 72
Draco Ferret

26
16 71
Renaissance Ferret

27
16 76
Farrah Ferret

28
12 72
Rodolfo

29
13 77
Ferret Jacques

30
13 79
Colin Ferret

31
14 93
Rat Face