Names Funny Names to Give a Ferret  

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Aww, ferrets are awesome! If you’ve just gotten a new pet ferret and need some funny ferret name ideas, this list is a great place to start. You’ll find clever ferret names, cool ferret names, and, of course, cute ferret names.

Some of the very best ferret names are as adorable as they are creative. Here, you’ll find options like "Noodle," "Bandit," "Fuzzy Wuzzy," and "Slinky." For some other pet ferret names, why not go with "Little Weasel" or "Fretti" - it means "ferret" in Dutch.

If you’re hoping to give your new little buddy a super cool name, try some punny ferret names, like “Will Ferret,” “Farrah Ferret,” “Colin Ferrit,” or even “Ferret Bueller.” He’d be a cool ferret, for sure.

What about tying in a little Hollywood to your ferret’s name? “Weasley” would be perfect (as in the Weasleys from Harry Potter), and “Podo” and “Kodo” were both in Beast Master. And another Potter reference: Draco got turned into a ferret briefly, so why not “Draco Ferret”?

If none of the names on this list strike you as an immediate name choice, don’t despair. Spend some time with your new ferret. Sometimes it takes a little while for their ferret personalities to develop. Bookmark this list for later - but be sure to vote your favorites up before you go!

list ordered by

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166 90
Bandit

2
163 94
Noodle

3
131 87
Slinky

4
112 105
Weasley

5
32 22
lolhehe added Niffler

6
26 18
lolhehe added Kibbles

7
68 101
Fuzzy Wuzzy

8
78 127
Will Ferret

9
64 105
Kodo

10
58 116
Ferret Bueller

11
48 102
Carpet Shark

12
10 23
lolhehe added Cylus

13
6 16
superchupachannel added Ottery Ferretface

This is a funny name for ferret because otters are in the same 'family' and Ferretface is just so kid-like.

14
31 82
Matias Ampuero Nuñez added Living Scarf

15
32 91
Pan

16
35 100
Podo

17
6 25
pirateshipper added Weasely Crusher

18
5 24
pirateshipper added Amy Ferret Fowler

19
28 97
Fretti

20
27 96
Ferret Wheel

21
27 101
The Dude

22
24 92
Little Weasel

23
21 85
Draco Ferret

24
20 83
HannahPeterson added butt

25
20 86
Duncan McFerret

26
18 88
Farrah Ferret

27
16 82
Renaissance Ferret

28
15 80
Rodolfo

29
14 87
Ferret Jacques

30
14 88
Colin Ferret

31
15 106
Rat Face