Animals Funny Names to Give a Ferret  

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Aww, ferrets are awesome! If you’ve just gotten a new pet ferret and need some funny ferret name ideas, this list is a great place to start. You’ll find clever ferret names, cool ferret names, and, of course, cute ferret names.

Some of the very best ferret names are as adorable as they are creative. Here, you’ll find options like "Noodle," "Bandit," "Fuzzy Wuzzy," and "Slinky." For some other pet ferret names, why not go with "Little Weasel" or "Fretti" - it means "ferret" in Dutch.

If you’re hoping to give your new little buddy a super cool name, try some punny ferret names, like “Will Ferret,” “Farrah Ferret,” “Colin Ferrit,” or even “Ferret Bueller.” He’d be a cool ferret, for sure.

What about tying in a little Hollywood to your ferret’s name? “Weasley” would be perfect (as in the Weasleys from Harry Potter), and “Podo” and “Kodo” were both in Beast Master. And another Potter reference: Draco got turned into a ferret briefly, so why not “Draco Ferret”?

If none of the names on this list strike you as an immediate name choice, don’t despair. Spend some time with your new ferret. Sometimes it takes a little while for their ferret personalities to develop. Bookmark this list for later - but be sure to vote your favorites up before you go!

list ordered by
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Noodle
2
234 131
Bandit
3
194 118
Slinky
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79 48
lolhehe added Niffler
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139 145
Weasley
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48 50
lolhehe added Kibbles
7
105 165
Will Ferret
8
87 136
Kodo
9
88 138
Fuzzy Wuzzy
10
72 136
Carpet Shark
11
78 153
Ferret Bueller
12
47 116
Matias Ampuero Nuñez added Living Scarf
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21 55
lolhehe added Cylus
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20 58
pirateshipper added Amy Ferret Fowler
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42 128
Pan
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44 135
Podo
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42 134
The Dude
18
38 132
Ferret Wheel
19
36 132
Fretti
20
34 126
Little Weasel
21
37 136
HannahPeterson added butt
22
11 52
superchupachannel added Ottery Ferretface

This is a funny name for ferret because otters are in the same 'family' and Ferretface is just so kid-like.

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30 120
Draco Ferret
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3 21
hey1494 added squshy is no longer squishy
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27 116
Farrah Ferret