Fails 57 Unfortunate Fortune Cookie FAILs  

Ariel Kana
12k votes 1k voters 337.5k views 57 items

List Rules Upvote the best, most funny fortune cookies, downvote the ones that are generally unremarkable.

Fortune cookies are always a gamble. It's like what Forrest Gump said about that box of chocolates, fortune cookies are basically life. So when people are opening a fortune cookie, they're basically experiencing life. But the funniest and greatest fortune cookie fails come from either accidental Engrish (false, Asian-inspired, incorrect English), typos, or people trying to pull of jokes that just don't work. 

So here, all in one place, are the worst fortune cookies (or the best fortune cookie fortunes, if you like hilariously terrible ones) of all time. 

These are the funniest fortune cookie fails, or funny fortune cookie fortunes, that the Internet has to offer. Upvote the best fortune cookies and downvote the ones you think are either Photoshopped (though I tried to avoid that completely) or lame. 
1 513 VOTES

They Know...

They Know... is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list 57 Unfortunate Fortune Cookie FAILs
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2 435 VOTES

Do the BEAR Bones Minimum

Do the BEAR Bones Minimum is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list 57 Unfortunate Fortune Cookie FAILs
Photo: via Pinterest
372 63
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3 399 VOTES

Flying Is NOT Simple

Flying Is NOT Simple is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list 57 Unfortunate Fortune Cookie FAILs
Photo: via Imgur
343 56
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4 476 VOTES

The Morpheus Cookie

The Morpheus Cookie is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list 57 Unfortunate Fortune Cookie FAILs
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397 79
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