Fortune cookies are always a gamble. It's like what Forrest Gump said about that box of chocolates, fortune cookies are basically life. So when people are opening a fortune cookie, they're basically experiencing life. But the funniest and greatest fortune cookie fails come from either typos or people trying to pull off jokes that just don't work. So here, all in one place, are the worst fortune cookies (or the best fortune cookie fortunes, if you like hilariously terrible ones) of all time. These are the funniest fortune cookie fails that the internet has to offer. Vote up the best fortune cookies and vote down the ones you think are just so-so.