13 Unfortunate Fortune Cookie FAILs

Voting Rules
Vote up the best, most funny fortune cookies; vote down the ones that are generally unremarkable.

Fortune cookies are always a gamble. It's like what Forrest Gump said about that box of chocolates, fortune cookies are basically life. So when people are opening a fortune cookie, they're basically experiencing life. But the funniest and greatest fortune cookie fails come from either typos or people trying to pull off jokes that just don't work. So here, all in one place, are the worst fortune cookies (or the best fortune cookie fortunes, if you like hilariously terrible ones) of all time. These are the funniest fortune cookie fails that the internet has to offer. Vote up the best fortune cookies and vote down the ones you think are just so-so.


  • 1
    388 VOTES

    The Bear Minimum Cookie

    The Bear Minimum Cookie
    Photo: Pinterest
    388 votes
  • 2
    404 VOTES

    The Morpheus Cookie

    The Morpheus Cookie
    Photo: u/endrex / Reddit
    404 votes
  • 3
    280 VOTES

    The Cruel Cookie

    The Cruel Cookie
    Photo: Pinterest
    280 votes
  • 4
    308 VOTES

    The Cursed Cookie

     

    308 votes
  • 5
    284 VOTES

    The Contradictory Cookie

    The Contradictory Cookie
    Photo: u/cliffdavidson / Reddit
    284 votes
  • 6
    298 VOTES

    The Lamenting Cookie

    The Lamenting Cookie
    Photo: Pinterest
    298 votes