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20 Unfortunate Fortune Cookie FAILs  

Ariel Kana
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List Rules Upvote the best, most funny fortune cookies, downvote the ones that are generally unremarkable.

Fortune cookies are always a gamble. It's like what Forrest Gump said about that box of chocolates, fortune cookies are basically life. So when people are opening a fortune cookie, they're basically experiencing life. But the funniest and greatest fortune cookie fails come from either accidental Engrish (false, Asian-inspired, incorrect English), typos, or people trying to pull off jokes that just don't work. So here, all in one place, are the worst fortune cookies (or the best fortune cookie fortunes, if you like hilariously terrible ones) of all time. These are the funniest fortune cookie fails that the Internet has to offer. Upvote the best fortune cookies and downvote the ones you think are either Photoshopped or lame. 

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Do the BEAR Bones Minimum
Do the BEAR Bones Minimum is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list 20 Unfortunate Fortune Cookie FAILs
Photo:  itzsutapa/Pinterest
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They Know...
They Know... is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list 20 Unfortunate Fortune Cookie FAILs
Photo:  paagalkhana/Twitter
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Flying Is NOT Simple
Flying Is NOT Simple is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list 20 Unfortunate Fortune Cookie FAILs
Photo:  jimodombooks/Pinterest
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The Morpheus Cookie
The Morpheus Cookie is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list 20 Unfortunate Fortune Cookie FAILs
Photo: Unknown/Imgur
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