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This list features the very best quotes from Fresh off the Boat, and we're letting you vote for your favorites. Fresh Off the Boat has become one of the most quote-worthy shows since it premiered on ABC in 2015. It has a 90% fresh rating on Rotten Tomatoes, making it one of the few sitcoms of the last few years to actually be critically acclaimed. The series was inspired by the life of chef Eddie Huang and based on his book Fresh Off the Boat: A Memoir. It features a great cast including Constance Wu, Randall Park and Paul Scheer.

Fresh Off the Boat features great writing full of hilarious one-liners delivered by the Huang family, including the hilarious Eddie, Louis, and more. This list features some of the best quotes and dialogue from the series, to date.

Vote for the best Fresh Off the Boat quotes and dialogue you see below, and if one of your favorites is missing, let us know in the comments and we'll add it to the list!
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Louis on Financial Planning

Louis on Financial Planning is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Funniest Fresh Off The Boat TV Quotes
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Louis: "Sometimes you have to spend money you don't have to make it seem like you have money that you don't spend."
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Mother of the Year

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Jessica: "If you get lost, try to find a white family. You will be safe there until I can find you."
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A Terrifying Read

A Terrifying Read is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Funniest Fresh Off The Boat TV Quotes
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Louis: "Stop reading those books. Those stories give you nightmares."

Jessica: "You know what gives me nightmares. Our bank account. Stephen King should publish my checkbook."
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A Fine Line

A Fine Line is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Funniest Fresh Off The Boat TV Quotes
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Jessica: "Which one says I'm rich enough to be invited but not rich enough that you can ask me to donate money?"
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