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The Funniest Fresh Off The Boat TV Quotes

Updated July 3, 2019 343 votes 87 voters 7.7k views10 items

This list features the very best quotes from Fresh off the Boat, and we're letting you vote for your favorites. Fresh Off the Boat has become one of the most quote-worthy shows since it premiered on ABC in 2015. It has a 90% fresh rating on Rotten Tomatoes, making it one of the few sitcoms of the last few years to actually be critically acclaimed. The series was inspired by the life of chef Eddie Huang and based on his book Fresh Off the Boat: A Memoir. It features a great cast including Constance Wu, Randall Park and Paul Scheer.

Fresh Off the Boat features great writing full of hilarious one-liners delivered by the Huang family, including the hilarious Eddie, Louis, and more. This list features some of the best quotes and dialogue from the series, over all the seasons.

Vote for the best Fresh Off the Boat quotes and dialogue you see below!

  • 1

    The Dangers of Training Sessions

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    Louis: "We apologize if some of you felt sexually harrassed by our last sexual harrassment training session."
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  • 2

    Impressive Resume

    Clerk: "Um, Ok, are you looking for anything in particular?"

    Jessica: "Yes, $18.50 an hour and I need afternoons off to help my boys with their school work, oh and on Thursdays I need off to do my mother-in-law's nails. We both hate it but there is nothing we can do about it now."
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    Caddyshack and Country Clubs

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    Jessica: "And we have been invited to the chamber of commerce charity fundraising event. It's in a country club!"

    Louis: "Why are you so excited about a country club?"

    Jessica: "Because of Caddyshack. It's my favorite movie set in a country club. I've always wanted to go to one. 'Spaulding get your foot off the boat!' It's so much yelling. It's so good."
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    A Terrifying Read

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    Louis: "Stop reading those books. Those stories give you nightmares."

    Jessica: "You know what gives me nightmares. Our bank account. Stephen King should publish my checkbook."
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