Pets Funny Names to Give a Guinea Pig  

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Are you a proud new owner of a guinea pig? Congratulations! They make wonderful pets. And now you are no doubt looking for some good guinea pig name ideas. This list of guinea pig names runs the gamut of possibilities, from funny and clever guinea pig names and puns to cute and cool guinea pig names.

No guinea pig name list would be complete without several names giving a nod to pigs. Guinea pigs aren’t technically pigs, but the names sure are adorable: "Miss Piggy," "Pigfoot," "Peppa," or "Pork Chop." You can't go wrong with any of these monikers.

Some of the funniest, most creative guinea pig names are punny. Examples include "Pig Newton," "Pigson Ablanket," and "New Guinea". You can probably come up with other puns, and if you do, add them to this list!

Enjoy this list of funny names for a guinea pig and be sure to vote for all of your favorites.

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122 141
Wiggles

2
106 130
Piggy Smalls

3
90 111
Pipsqueak

4
100 137
FluffyButt

5
80 118
Pig Newton

6
64 101
Peppa

7
66 116
Pigfoot

8
51 94

9
35 71
Squeaky

10
13 32
redpanda1739 added Flufflebutt

11
54 109
Fuzzmeister

12
10 27
pirateshipper added Ruth Bader Guineasberg

13
41 85
Guineavere

14
43 90
Bacon Bit

15
42 89

16
36 78
Pork Chop

17
5 19
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18
9 28
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19
38 84
Sausage

20
41 90
Ginny Pig

21
37 84
Mrs. Pigglesworth

22
39 90
Poopsie

23
31 75
New Guinea

24
4 18
pirateshipper added Ruth Bader Guineasberg

25
29 73
Porky

26
5 21
pirateshipper added Cavy Crockett

27
5 21
pirateshipper added Ruth Bader Guineasberg

28
25 66
Mr. Chompers

29
18 54
gamarrs001 added God

30
25 70
Pigson Ablanket

31
33 88
Hamster

32
28 78
Goliath

33
9 35
gamarrs001 added

34
6 27
redpanda1739 added Lunchbox

35
22 71
Chunky Monkey

36
6 30
gamarrs001 added

37
4 29
gamarrs001 added