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Funny Names to Give a Guinea Pig 

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Updated November 22, 2019 6.5k votes 842 voters 22.1k views 35 items

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Are you a proud new owner of a guinea pig? Congratulations! They make wonderful pets. And now you are no doubt looking for some good guinea pig name ideas. This list of guinea pig names runs the gamut of possibilities, from funny and clever guinea pig names and puns to cute and cool guinea pig names.

No guinea pig name list would be complete without several names giving a nod to pigs. Guinea pigs aren’t technically pigs, but the names sure are adorable: "Miss Piggy," "Pigfoot," "Peppa," or "Pork Chop." You can't go wrong with any of these monikers.

Some of the funniest, most creative guinea pig names are punny. Examples include "Pig Newton," "Pigson Ablanket," and "New Guinea". You can probably come up with other puns, and if you do, add them to this list!

Enjoy this list of funny names for a guinea pig and be sure to vote for all of your favorites.

list ordered by
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Wiggles
2
Pipsqueak
3
Piggy Smalls
4
Peppa
5
FluffyButt
6
Pig Newton
7
Pigfoot
8
redpanda1739 added Flufflebutt
9
Pork Chop
10
redpanda1739 added Floopy
11
Squeaky
12
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pirateshipper added Ruth Bader Guineasberg
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15
Bacon Bit
16
Guineavere
17
Sausage
18
Chunky Monkey
19
Mrs. Pigglesworth
20
Fuzzmeister
21
Mr. Chompers
22
Porky
23
Poopsie
24
gamarrs001 added God
25
Ginny Pig