While many poems beat around the bush for multiple stanzas, the funniest haikus on the internet get right to the point.
Relying on a mere 17 syllables to function, joke haikus require only a minimal amount of attention for a maximum amount of entertainment. For those who find Shakespeare too wordy or Thoreau too pretentious, punny haikus are the perfect mixture of artfulness and amusement. Thankfully, the internet has no shortage of funny poems, and that means more haikus than there are stanzas in The Divine Comedy.
See An Opening
When life shuts a door
Just open it. It's a door.
That is how doors work.
- From Redditor /u/Cheesyliner30763Is this funny?
Who Can They Trust?
My zipper is down
No one has told me all day
Who are my real friends
- From Redditor /u/michaeljbam17458Is this funny?
I drink brake fluid
They say I'm addicted, but
I can always stop
- From Redditor /u/IFTN19688Is this funny?
Wolf in sheep's clothing
Meets a sheep in wolf's clothing
- From Go Comics14657Is this funny?